im such a grumpy bastard
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I went to see this a week or so ago on my unlimited card because the girlfriend wanted to see it.
Even though it was basically FREE, I still feel robbed of 2 hours of my life, and I feel that my ears have been violated.
This is probably a girly film, because my girlfriend rated it 'not as bad as you are making out', but for any blokes out there, this is absolute shite.
The story consists of some girl is getting married and she invites these three blokes her mother had a bunk up with to her wedding, one, all, or none of them might be her father.
Who knows?
Who cares?
That's it. That is the entire story. Nothing else of any consequence happens. Nothing is resolved. This is a plot that only someone with a full-lobotomy could be entertained by. Even then, I reckon they'd get bored before the end.
They then attempt to shoehorn every ABBA song they can think of into the film, no matter how contrived or ridiculous it is to do so. Then, they get some actors who cannot sing, to totally butcher the songs so badly that you are cringing with embarrassment.
Meryl Streep is actually the best singer there, being only 'bad'. The rest are woeful. I cannot overstate how bad the 'singing' is. Really, if you want to hear ABBA songs sung better than this, just go to an ABBA night at your local karoeke bar, once everyone has got 6 pints down them.
They have thrown in a couple of 'jokes' of the old person variety, mainly in the form of Julie Walters, who can do so much better. However in this she is reduced to the silly walks and costumes that only old people and the mentally subnormal find hilarious - sort of a sub-par 'allo 'allo style humour.
I actually fell asleep at one point, it is such pointless drivel.
They should have saved themselves a fortune and stuck on a 2 hour film of an ABBA concert from the 1970s, at least the original group could sing, and there would be no need for wasting time with a pointless 'storyline', which I don't think comes to any conclusion anyways. I was beyond caring at that point.
It beggars belief that they are now selling a CD of the soundtrack to this crap, for something like
Even though it was basically FREE, I still feel robbed of 2 hours of my life, and I feel that my ears have been violated.
This is probably a girly film, because my girlfriend rated it 'not as bad as you are making out', but for any blokes out there, this is absolute shite.
The story consists of some girl is getting married and she invites these three blokes her mother had a bunk up with to her wedding, one, all, or none of them might be her father.
Who knows?
Who cares?
That's it. That is the entire story. Nothing else of any consequence happens. Nothing is resolved. This is a plot that only someone with a full-lobotomy could be entertained by. Even then, I reckon they'd get bored before the end.
They then attempt to shoehorn every ABBA song they can think of into the film, no matter how contrived or ridiculous it is to do so. Then, they get some actors who cannot sing, to totally butcher the songs so badly that you are cringing with embarrassment.
Meryl Streep is actually the best singer there, being only 'bad'. The rest are woeful. I cannot overstate how bad the 'singing' is. Really, if you want to hear ABBA songs sung better than this, just go to an ABBA night at your local karoeke bar, once everyone has got 6 pints down them.
They have thrown in a couple of 'jokes' of the old person variety, mainly in the form of Julie Walters, who can do so much better. However in this she is reduced to the silly walks and costumes that only old people and the mentally subnormal find hilarious - sort of a sub-par 'allo 'allo style humour.
I actually fell asleep at one point, it is such pointless drivel.
They should have saved themselves a fortune and stuck on a 2 hour film of an ABBA concert from the 1970s, at least the original group could sing, and there would be no need for wasting time with a pointless 'storyline', which I don't think comes to any conclusion anyways. I was beyond caring at that point.
It beggars belief that they are now selling a CD of the soundtrack to this crap, for something like