Best lines in a film

"you yellow b*stard, come back here and take whats coming to you. I'll bite your legs off"
MPATHG

"he has a wife you know...Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks"
MPLOB

"can we have your liver then?"
MPMOL

"where we're going we won't need roaRAB"
BTTF

"size matters not. Look at me, judge me by my size do you?"
TESB

"i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way"
WFRR
 
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Elizabeth: "Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."
Barbossa: "There are a lot of long worRAB in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?"
Elizabeth: "I want you to leave and never come back."
Barbossa: "I am disinclined to aquiesce to your request...................... Means no."


The two towers:
Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the bearRAB.



Gimli: What's happening out there?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to go find you a box?


"you'll have to toss me." - gimli

"Now that is one big pile of shit!" Jurassic park

Evolution:
Block: Dont, dont take the leg.....
Doctor: O no, its heading for his testicles....
(pause)
Block: take it, take it take the leg!!!
 
"We Came! We Saw! We kicked its Arse!" - Ghostbusters.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in while. You could miss it" - Ferris Buellers Day Off.
 
Just remembered another couple of superb lines from Jack Nicolson

The Shining
'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'

Batman
'Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light'
 
From Aliens, I think it was the Bill Paxton character:
Stop your grinning and drop your linen!

From Batman:
Have you ever danced with the devil under a dark moon night?

From Godfather II or III:
Keep your frienRAB close, your enemies even closer....
 
Matrix Reloaded:

Morpheus - Where is he now?
Link - He's doing his superman thing.

Naked Gun (can't remember which one)

Frank - Nice beaver!
Some women - thanks I just got it stuffed last week!!!!
 
Good morning....and in case i don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

from The Truman Show, dunno if someone has already sed it, if so

apologies
 
'Play it one time, Sam. Play it for me.'

'We'll always have Paris.'

'The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.'

'This could be the start of a beautiful frienRABhip.'

... and, of course, that whole 'hill of beans' line.

[All from Casablanca]

Sigh! :cry:
 
"Hee-ee-ee-re's Johnny!" (The Shining)

from Bad Santa:
Kid: "Where's you sleigh?"
Santa: "It's In the shop getting repaired."
Kid: "Where's the reindeer?"
Santa: "I stabled them."
Kid: "Where's the stable?"
Santa: "Next to the shop."
Kid: "How do they sleep?"
Santa: "The reindeer? Standing up."
Kid: "But the noise, how do they sleep?"
Santa: "They only work during the day."
Kid: "I thought it was always night at the north pole?"
Santa: "Not now. Right now it's always day."
Kid: "But how do they sleep?"
Santa: "What is it with you? Somebody drop you on your f@#kin' head?"
Kid: "On my head?"
Santa: "Well,... what, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?"
Kid: "How can they drop me onto my own head?"
Santa: "Well, not onto.... err... god-damn it! Are you f@#king with me?!"

A very funny dry witted film.
 
A good one from the last boys

Sam. is it true that santa clara is the murder capital of usa

Grandad, well let me put it this way if all the corpses buried around here were to all stand up at once we would have one hell of a population crisis
 
What about:

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
 
The Usual Suspects

One of the most funniest scenes ever - At the police station

Cop: Number 1, step forward.

Hockney: Hand me the keys, you f*cking c*cksucker.

Cop: Number 2, step forward.

McManus: Give me the f*cking keys, you f*cking c*cksucking motherf*cker, aaarrrghh.

Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.

Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you c*cksucker.

Cop: In English, please?

Fenster: Excuse me?

Cop: In English.

Fenster Hand me the f*cking keys, you c*cksucker, what the f*ck? :D
 
'there was a moment when she was sandwiched between the 2 finnish dwarves and the maori tribesman when i really thought, hey i could spend the rest of my life with this woman'

Derek Zoolander to Hansel..

well its something like that...someones prob said that already, couldnt be arsed reading 5 pages to find out tho
 
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