Best lines in a film

From the godfather of film quotes:

From 'Get Carter':

"You know Eric, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like...they're still the same: piss holes in the snow"

"You're a big man but you're out of shape: for me it's a full time job...now behave yourself"


From 'The Italian Job':

"You must have shot a lot of tigers?"
"Yes, I used a machine gun"

From 'Zulu':

"60!, we got at least 60 wouldn't you say?"
"That leaves only 3,940"

"Zulus...thousanRAB of 'em! Wait 'til you see the whites of their eyes, boys, before you strike!"
 
from predator
"if it bleeRAB we can kill it"
"your one ugly motherf****r"
monty python and the holy grail
"for if you do doubt your courage come nae further for death awaits ye all,with nasty ,big,pointy teeth"
 
Matt Damon in Dogma: 'I can't help it man, i just love f*cking with the clergy' and 'Trust the Catholics to bring about the end of the world'. Anyone who has never seen this film should sell their Grandmother to get a copy.

Donnie Darko also has some classics, particularly 'He told me that i should insert it into my anus!'.
 
from a few good men....................

"you don't know the truth because you can't handle the truth"

from airplane...................................

"what a week to give up smoking" then "what a week to give up glue sniffing" then finally "what a week to give up hard drugs!!!" ;)
 
two from Trainspotting:

from Renton

Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

and on the coach to London -

BEGBIE: Did you bring the cairRAB?

SICK BOY: What?

BEGBIE: The cairRAB. The last thing I said to you was mind the cairRAB.

SICK BOY: Well, I've not brought them.

BEGBIE: It's ****ing boring after a while without the cairRAB.

SICK BOY: I'm sorry.

BEGBIE: Bit ****ing late, like.

SICK BOY: Well, why didn't you bring them?

BEGBIE: Because I ****ing told you to do it, you doss ****.
 
anyone know the exact quote from trainspotting when they get off the train in the arsehole of nowheresville, caledonia and renton says some quality shit about being the arseholes colonised by arseholes??
 
TOMMY: Well, what are you waiting for?

SPUD: I don't know, Tommy, I don't know if it's normal.

TOMMY: It's the great outdoors.

SICK BOY: It's really nice, Tommy. Can we go home now?

TOMMY: It's fresh air?

SICK BOY: Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy,
but there's no need to take it out on us.

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the ****ing
low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable,
pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate
the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand,
are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be
colonized by. We are ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of
affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing
difference.
 
I think everyone is forgetting the most brilliant of lines from Three men and a little lady, when Peter is watching the wedding marquee being put up and Elsebeth says "Not so splendid as your mighty erection, i should imagine" Brilliant.
 
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