Best lines in a film

Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Yes.

Well, How may I help you?

You can start by wiping that f**king dumb-ass smile off your rosy f**king cheeks. And you can give a f**king automobile. A f**king Buick, a f**king Datson, a f**king Toyota . . four f**king wheels and a seat!

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really don't care to walk across a f**king highway and across a f**king runway just to get back here and have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car, right, f**king, now.

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh boy.

OH BOY WHAT...

YOU'RE F**KED!


Planes, trains and automobiles
 
From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Chrissy pulls a knife on the two in a van.

Jay: "What's with the knife? Are we having cake?"
 
Monty Python and The Holy Grail: well all of it really, but these in particular:

"Strange women lying in ponRAB distributing sworRAB is no basis to form a system of goverment!"

"You killed the bride's Father"
"I didn't mean to"
"You stuck your sword through his head"
"Oh dear. Is he alright?"

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is meant to be a happy occasion".

Life of Brian:

"Crucifixion?"
"No. Freedom"
"Freedom?"
"Yes. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere"
"Well, okay, off you go then".
"Naaah. Only pulling your leg. Crucifixion really"

:D
 
That rocks, but it isnt the best quote- I love it when Laura Linney starts advertising! Its HILARIOUS!

Frodo: 'I think I've found the bottom!' (he is below Sam. :))
 
Another Heathers Favourite:

"Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets."
 
Grosse Point Blank:

"They all have husbanRAB and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

and from They Live - the immortal line:

"I am here to chew bubblegum and kick a.s.s and I'm all outta gum"

:D
 
Gotta be my fave line from any film i have ever seen.............



"I'm not saying Cameron is tight, but if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond!!"

From FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF
 
Yes, I found that also throughly amusing and annoying at the same time. Legolas must have been brushing his hair during the discussion methinks! ;)
 
'I'm gald you're with me, here at the end of all things!' - LOTR:ROTK
'He's tweaking, let him F*CKING tweak!' - The Faculty
'But whys the rum gone?' - POTC
 
A line that stanRAB out for me is in, Brimstone & Treacle when Denholm Elliot says to says his secretary; "Lift up your skirt, Miss ???, you salacious Jezabell" this line still tickles me.
 
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