Best lines in a film

One of my all time faves goes something like "Those giraffes you sold me - they won't mate. They just walk around all day eating and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back"

Uttered by Proximo (I think that's what his name was anyway) in Gladiator
 
You are now sitting on 40,000 litres of rocket fuel, 5 main engines and a nuclear bomb!. - Armegeddon

Imagine every atom in your body exploding at the speed of light
Right, Good safety tip Eigor! - GhostBusters

Your a bunch of suicidal morons - The Core
 
So I'll do another one!

When Frank is in the cafe.

WAITER: Can I get you something??

FRANK: Just bring me the strongest thing you've got.

A weightlifter arrives at the table.

FRANK: On second thoughts just bring me a Black Russian.

The waiter just looks right into the camera for about 2 seconRAB, raises his eyebrows and just shakes his head.
 
From Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - spoken by Bernadette (Terence Stamp) to a rather masculine woman

"Now listen here you mullet. Why don't
you just light your tampon and blow your box apart,
because it's the only bang you're ever going to get
sweetheart."
 
Bruce Willis - Were you going
Daymon Wyans - toilet, why want to come with me, doc says I shouldn't lift heavy things

Bad guy - Frank appraise these gentelemen of the seriousness of thier situation
Daymon Wyans - F*#k me! we'er being mugged by the inventor of scrabble!

Bad guy - Are you Jimmy Dix?
Daymon Wyans - Yeh! fellas can we move this along, I'm having trouble figuring out which one of you looks most like my dick!

LoaRAB more belting one liners in there, must watch it again soon.
 
George Lazenby in "On her majesty's secret service"

The very start of the movie has a girl on a beach when some guys start to attack her, 007 (George) steps in and kicks there ass, he helps the woman up who then runs away from him to which George says (kinda to the camera) 2This never happened to the other fella."

Quality!
 
We cannot achive victory by force
No but we can give frodo time LORD OF THE RINGS RETURN OF THE
KING


the battle of helms deep is over, the battle for middle earth is about to begin
 
"Yippie Kiay Motherf**ker!!!" - Die Hard
"Luke... I am your farther!" - Star Wars
"How about 'NO' ya freaky Danish Bastard?!" - Austin Powers
"In your dream...... did I get up and yack in your sink? No? Oh..." - Wierd Science
"She's a syco hose beast!" - Waynes World
 
About the only good bit from Ghostbusters 2:

Dana: You're not going to try those old cheap moves on me are you?
Venkman: No! I have all new cheap moves now.

:D

Suprised nobody has mentioned the one from Mad Max, that goes something like:

"That chain is strenghtened steel. You could probably cut through it in 10 minutes. If you're lucky, you can cut through your arm in 5."
 
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