Best lines in a film

"I don't care if he's Muhammed, I'm fu**ing hard Bruce Lee" - Snatch

".....because he's got a GREAT arse and you've got your head AAALLLLLL the way up it!" - Heat
 
Life Of Brian, with Michael Palin up real close in that guard's face -

"And how about you? Do you find it WISIBLE? When I say the name - Biggus Dickus????

Has me howling every time. :D
 
Thanks moRAB. :) ....and with that...

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. .....and I think what we got on our hanRAB, is a dead shark."

From Annie Hall.
 
From Monty Python and the holy grail:

The great brave sir robin song:
.............
"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--"

You get the general idea.........

also:

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!?
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
 
"When a naked man is a chasing a woman down an alley with a hard-on and a butcher knife, i figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross!" - Insp. Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry (1971).
 
"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"

John Wayne in some western or other.

"We're on an express elevator to hell! Going down!"

Pill Paxton, Aliens.

"Did you see a sign outside my house say dead nigger storage here?"

Quentin T, Pulp Fiction.

"Let's get him!"

Mick Jagger, Freejack (loses smothing in translation, just watch the film and try not to laugh)

& How could you miss.....
"I told you to just blow the bloody doors off"

Ian.
 
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects

"Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to look out for. You never know when they're going to do something... stupid." - Pirates of the Caribbean
 
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Falling Down:

D-Fens has just wrecked the Korean guys store and is about to leave:
"It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment"

The Whammyburger scene from the same film. D-Fens has pulled out a gun because he couldn't get his breakfast. The customers watch in horror. He speaks to the manager, Rick:

D-Fens: Rick, could I have my breakfast please
Rick: Yes sir. Sheila, get his order.
D-Fens: Rick, could you get it for me please. I feel more comfortable calling you Rick after all we've been through together.

You would probably have to watch the film to appriciate them more.
 
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