*spoilers ahead* (not that there is anything to spoil)
My dear god. Dear dear god.
WHAT THE HELL?
Went to see Star Wars tonight. Wasnt expecting too much, hey, I hadn't even seen the second I hated the first so much. But the trailers looks cool, and hey, why not?
Why not? WHY NOT?
It seems Mr Lucas swallowed the huge book of movie cliches and shit them onto a piece of paper, photocopied it, and handed it out the cast. It is the worst dialogue I have ever heard, BAR NONE. 'I'm pregant'..... are we in s SOAP OPERA here? It was too familiar, you just KNEW what every line was going to be.
And don't even get me started on the acting. They had all clearly read the dialogue and admitted defeat. It is Ewan McGregor's worst ever perfomance, and I adore the guy. Everyone was wooded (especially Hayden) and Natalie Portman was just unbelivably awful.
The effects were overdone. Many just screamed CGI, and a lot of the time they tried to cram so much in you had no idea what was going on.
Pacing and cutting was self-concious and needed more than a bit of tweaking.
Honestly I have barely anything good to say for this movie, except for:
1. Movie score. Obviously. Some is VERY john williams but no one gets tired of that music.
2. Yoda. Ok ok, some of his lines were hammy too ('Not if anything to say have I') but he was a cute little guy, and even funny once.
3. Anakin Skywalker giving evil looks with red eyes from under his hood. Not good acting, but SERIOUSLY SEXY. SERIOUSLY.
Thats it. I am so disappointed I feel I have to go and watch ten brill movies as I feel so unclean.
Overall:
3/10
And the 3 is for cinematography, score and sexy hooRAB.