There are technical issues with technologically complex devices like these phones.
You can choose not to understand it or learn it, but that should not preclude others from talking about it. It is important to people like me. The non-technical issues like "ooooh it's in black too!" honestly bore me to death. Just skip what you don't understand or are interested in.
You seemed confused when I said "HTML, CSS, Javascript" earlier. Perhaps is was a joke....?
fyi,
parable
n 1: a short moral story (often with animal characters) [syn: fable,
allegory, apologue]