List the stupidest things you have done in GTA4

I've recently discovered that pointing the rocket launcher straight at the ground results in some pretty hilarious death scenes. Do it next to a ledge for added lol.
 
first time playing on my mates xbox i had hardly any health, then stole a car and went driving. i saw a hot dog stand and forgot that you cant just bail when the cars moving, cos it hurts. faceplanted right into the hotdog stand and died

fail
 
I got drunk with LJ and then came outside. First I stumbled to my car and tried to drive, but kept hitting stuff and the cops started chasing me. I barely got away from them, but LJ's wasnt close. So I stopped and tried to hail a cab. One was driving down the road, I hail it, Niko yells "YELLOW CARRR!!!!" stumbles and falls, planting his head right into the front bumper of the taxi. The taxi runs me over, I die.
 
Slammed into the back of a parked car at top speed on a street bike. Flew off the bike, fully extended, flipped head over heels 3 or 4 times, flew across the intersection, cleared a giant street sign, and landed on a cab.

Ta da!
 
i went into cluck hut or whatever the chicken place is to eat to heal myself and some dude runs in and shoots me so i shoot him back and i get instant 3 stars and then i get raped by cops as soon as i step outside, they were there instantly
 
This thread confirms what I've always thought. The greatest things ever to happen in GTA are always your unscripted fuckups. I swear this is the only game where I can watch someone play and have just as good of a time.
 
I was getting the last vehicle for Brucie and I was fucking around on the bike doing wheelies and shit on the way there. I kept crashing but I was really close to the lock up. I decided that I better just get it there before I trash the bike. I head to the lock up but when I turned I missed the door by a few feet smashing into the wall next to it and falling off. The door closes and I'm like "jesus christ". I go to get back on the bike and apparently mashed down RT while Niko was looking down at the bike. Then I heard the clank sound. (CoD4 flashback) A grenade, (how the fuck did I even get a grenade!?!) before I can do anything....I blow the fuck up.
Damn it! Lets try again......

I heard some guy on the phone talking to his wife and started following him. He was tlaking all suicidal, so after he got off the phone I shot him in the head.
 
In the final room upstairs when you save Roman, I spend like 20 mins killing everyone except for one dude in the final room hiding in the corner, but the cutscene activates before I can kill him. He pops me with a shotgun right after Niko hugs Roman
 
Meh, I like finding a circle of police and just cutting through them untill Niko pushes one of them and then they make it rain bullets on your ass when you try to run. Kill all three and you are at a 4 star wanted level almost instantly.
 
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I tried to do a backflip on a Fagio, fell backwards off it only to have it land on my head and kill me.



Another time I took a jump to get away from some cops and didn't have enough speed, so I landed on a giant propane tank which blew up and launched my body several blocks.
 
Tried to take one of those construction jumps set up off to the side of the road on a motorcycle. Fucked it up the first time and wiped out/got run over so I had just a sliver of health left. I was confident I could pull it off though so I tried again, I pulled it off, but then hit a wall and fell off the bike. To my surprise the fall didn't kill me, but the bike landing on top of me a second later did
 
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