List the stupidest things you have done in GTA4

I discovered, by sheer accident, how enjoyable it is to run a red-light at top speed in an SUV and t-bone a motorcycle.

A hard situation to reproduce, to be sure.

On the other hand, hitting motorcycles is so fun that I've now made a regular practice of drifting into the oncoming lane when a motorcycle is coming. Those little dudes fucking fly.
 
just tried the hospital, the one in the manhattan(can't remember the GTA name) you can't go into, but the one in Bohan I believe, you can. pretty funny, but it lasted all of 5 seconds to push them off the bed, then kill everyone in the hospital and get the cops called, went on a crazy ass back and forth spree in front of the hospital with like 8 cop cars (some were already killed cops). spawned a helicopter and then fired/shredded em up as I was taking off, cars and bodies were flying fucking everywhere, holy shit, that was awesome. Not sure if it's from the blades or the firepower, but some of those cars will fucking fly far.


to spawn a heli, you have to type in 359-555-0100 in your cellphone. it will lock two achievements and I'm sure it will prevent you from getting 100%, just don't save. only do shit like that if you want to fuck around and plan on turning off the system or quitting soon after
 
I love being in a sports car and hitting a hill at top speed, catching air, and landing on a car in a crowded intersection where your car just tumbles forever.
 
I dove off a bridge onto some train tracks and started running with a 4 star rating. I ran and ran and as soon as I lost my wanted level I got hit by a train.
 
Nothing crazy yet. Biggest "OH COMEON WHAT THE FUCK!" moments when I finished a mission and was starting part 2 of it. I got out of my car and cop happens to drive by and slam into my open door. He hits the lights and I'm stuck between my car and his with nowhere to go.

Arrested & had to start the mission over.


The cops fucking jump out of nowhere in this game. Can't even get into a fistfight with some guy running his mouth without the blueberries going off.
 
I hopped on the back of a dirtbike w/Jelloslug driving (OT mp) and he crashed into a wall. He stayed on just fine, but I flew off the back...faceplant into the wall...instant death. It made an already gay situation that much worse.
 
flying around in the helicopter, flew to the 3rd island got 6 stars, flew around for 6 minutes to get one man army, then landed on a tall building to start shooting at the heli's flying at me, and try to step to the edge of the building, to find that around the edges there are big ass holes, so I fall to my death, about 2 seconds after getting the achievement. Thats the latest one that comes to my mind
 
I had just finished one of the stolen car missions for Brucie, so I needed a new ride. I jacked the first sedan that came by...naturally I had to back over the old owner of my new ride. I flipped a bitch and in front of me I see this car with a hooker standing at the driver's window. I had full health, but I'm not one to pass up a whore when I see one. So I ram the car in front of me...the hooker sort of runs away. But I honk, and that bitch knew what was up.

She hops in the car and I drive down towards the end of a dock. She goes to work, but at the end, she doesn't get out. So I figure I'll take her for a ride. I back up as far as I can and then floor it, heading straight for the end of the dock into the water. Just before I get there I'm planning on bailing so I don't get wet...only, instead of hitting the button to bail, I start shooting out the window. Fuck. Into the drink. Apparently whores can't swim, because she never came up when the car sank. I had to swim pretty far to find a damn ramp to get back up.
 
i was crossing the bohan bridge and hit the back of a taxi which caught on fire, the taxi driver jumped out of it on fire at about 30mph and i sat watching him roll around on fire in my rearview laughing
 
The only one I've been in so far is the one near the middle of the very first island.

Seriously, do it. I can't stop laughing at these people in ICU that are flopping on the floor.
 
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