List the stupidest things you have done in GTA4

Pulled a US Marshalls scene...

On the mission where you have the choice of killing the dude on the crane, I killed him and the mission was over.

Went back, got a running start, and jumped off the crane. I expected to splat on the pavement, but I landed on top of a dump truck, barely preventing my death.

Before I could stop laughing, Niko hit his head on the stoplight, fell off the back of the truck, and got run over by the ambulance from hell. Was very ironing.
 
Was having trouble landing the helicopter on a building that didn't really have enough room for it. I jumped off of the helicopter from a safe distance but the heli came down, crashing right onto my head.
 
Stupid thing #2

Tried carjacking a dude with a Banshee early in the game, homeboy had a shotgun. Of course, a cop I didn't see was standing right next to me. Was gunned down in seconds.
 
Trying to run from the cops, I decide to bail out at the top of a hill, hoping teh cops will follow the car and I can get up, jack somone, and take off in the other direction. I had a big car, so after I bail out, the car immediately slows down. I hit the ground once and bounce up in front of my car, which proceeds to run my dumb ass over. Dead.
 
You probably weren't really drunk. When you're drunk, you KNOW you're drunk. They have different levels of intoxication. You can be really tipsy and still drive somewhat ok. But when you're actually drunk, you can't even drive a straight line for 1 second.
 
Watching my friend play ... he gets a couple of stars. He's burning out, but then flips his car right right between a building a police cruiser. As he's crawling out, another cruiser flips right behind them. So he's basically stuck between his own car, a flipped cruiser, and the passenger side of a parked cruiser. He decides to go all mayhem even though there's a cop about 4 ft away ... he locks on to the cop across the car on the driver side, when we notice that the cop right next to him pulls out a shotgun. After he pops off at the further cop, the next 3 seconds of the story are predictable but still pretty funny.
 
Oh another thing that I did, I was trying to do the 500ft wheelie, and probably got to 350ft and ran out of road. Slammed into a concrete divider and Niko flipped twice straight up, slammed against like the 3rd floor of an apartment building and came crashing down on park bench. Good thing I had his helmet on.
 
i was trying to hang out with little jacob and as he went to get in my car he got hit by another car and died. the next time i tried to hang out with him i got arrested.
 
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