List the stupidest things you have done in GTA4

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When I have friends over, I put the phone on Sleep mode and we take turns fucking around until the other guys get restless. Then we have to start some shti and see how long we can outrun the cops.
 
Escaping a 4 star wanted level mostly on foot, finally just near the outside of the radious I jump into a car and book it out of the remaining radious. I make it out, cops no longer want me, I start then plow into a wall sending myself flying out the windshield and hit some guy. The guy gets up and shoots me dead 5 seconds after I escape 4 stars
 
I took Little Jacob to see a show in the caberet club. After it was over, I was just walking around inside and I went over to a guy and shoved him. All hell broke loose. Everybody starting shooting everybody, people were running every which way. I finally went outside to wait for LJ but he never showed because he eventually died inside. It was fucking hilarious.
 
i killed roman...i went to pick him up to take him to a bar or something and i turned the corner too quick...he then calls me asking me to pick him up at the hospital
 
i skillfully scaled the fents on the pedestrian part of one of the bridges, over the river. I was on the fents trying to snipe ngas out of boats, so i could dive into the water and then take their boat.

well, i finally killed a dude, but he got pretty far away from me before i finally shot him, so i was gonna wait for another boat and try to stop it closer to me for a shorter swim.

johnny law fucking sneaks up behind me, so i say fuck it and bail off the bridge(thinking i was diving into the water) JUST AS A SAILBOAT I NEVER SAW WAS COMING UNDERNEATH ME, i hit his sail pole and fucking died Then i almost pissed myself laughing
 
Yeah what is with civilians getting in on trying to run me over. Whenever I get four stars I get some big rigs and fast cars trying to run me off the road and if I get out the car they try to run me over. fucking hell
 
Chasing the guy who stole Dwayne's money-
He biffs on his bike and I stop to kill him, he gets up and gets away before I can draw on him, bust out the sniper rifle and take him out as he speeds away. Most satisfying kill so far
 
Shortly after becoming friends with Lil Jacob, I bumped into a lady on the sidewalk over in LJ's hood. She starts talking shit and tries to fight me. She throws a punch and outta nowhere 2 jamaican niggas start shooting her. After they kill her, the cops pull up and get in a shoot out, killing the 2 jamaicans.
 
So I was in Broker today, Roman called and wanted to go bowling. Took a cab there and then right after we left I saw my first Infernus I jacked it, and started driving back to drop Roman off (in Bohan), and was flying across the bridge. I decided to floor it around the tollbooth line, and clipped the second car in line and flipped over the first one and through the tollbooth and landed the car on its roof

I jacked a nearby car to try to flip it back over, which got the cops from the tollbooth shooting at me, so I just went on a rampage then and there
 
been driving around a lot using the "cinematic effect" lol. It's pretty slick and I like seeing the crashes at full speed.

Also every time I pass a gas station I have to flip a bitch and head back full speed to try to ghost ride it into the tanks to blow it up.

Needless to say, I haven't gotten very far in the game and am broke from all my hospital bills lol.
 
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