I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

Well recently..... The Happening...... Nothing 'happened' in it expect some bad acting, terrible dialogue and a plot..... well..... Least I say about the plot the better.

If a worser movie is made this year then that will be an achievement. I'd rather sit through Gigli. Yes.... That bad.
 
I thought Pretty Woman was the worst movie I ever saw. It just wasn't my type of movie. I don't know why I was made to watch it. I prefer funny movies. I haven't watched it since that episode anyway.
 
Matrix 3 (I had been off work for a while with depression and a friend thought that taking me to the cinema would ease me out into the everyday world slowly, no real human contact but still in a crowd)...the cinema we went to was very old and there was a break in the middle of the film, at which point we looked at each other, looked at the clock and decided that we had seen enough...we did ask for our money back!

Another few movies I have left:

Van Helsing (guessed the plot less than 20mins in and left in pure disgust at the lack of imagination)
Troy (horrified that they had slaughtered the myth, not even Brad Pitt in leathers and shirtless could keep my attention)
Becoming Jane
Pride and Prejudice (the movie version was nowhere near as good as the BBC version)
A Cock and Bull Story (what was the point of that absolute cack?)
 
POTC 1 is very very very good. Namely because of Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. I haven't seen the second so I can't comment on that one. which may be a factor in my dislike towarRAB the third pirates. I wasn't sure what was going on, I was vaguely aware of who the characters were from trailers etc. The film went on too long and I was bored throughout it. I was disturbed by the ending as well :mad:
 
The worst films I've ever watched:

Blair Witch Project
Gangs of New York.
Secret Ballot
Apocalypse Now Redux
Bewitched
Hercules In New York
The Waterboy
Taxi Driver
Rumble in Hong Kong

...and I don't think There Will Be Blood was any good, but it was way better than all of the above.
 
Open Water (even though it was 79 mins duration it was 60 mins too long )

Lady in the Water (if you though the happening was bad this film is much worse)

Blair Witch Project

alot of recent spoof movies e.g meet the spartans (there has ben far too many spoof movies recently and none of them are even remotely funny)

Vanilla Sky

Naked Lunch (me & a friend (& alot of other people) walked out of this one at the cinema)
 
Oh, Revolver has to be the worst film I've ever seen in the cinema. I wanted to actually just shoot everybody on screen. The only interesting thing about the film was this teenage couple next to me having some big arguement about something the lad had done - it actually started during the opening credits and ended when the film did!
 
I've still yet to see the end of the new King Kong, dire film!

Went to see Star Trek at the weekend as well, i've never wanted to walk out of a cinema more in my life!; it was so boring and cliqued!

And The Break Up has to be up there for the award for most pointless film ever!
 
Your list jogged my memory a bit and this is gonna be so unpopular

Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of The Sith - OMG, I'm sorry but the 'birth' of Darth Vader was so camp.

And yes, I agree Revenge of The Jedi was pretty cack. But thats just my opinion folks.
 
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