Favourite Line in a Film

Mine is from Anchorman:

"He smells like Big Foot's Richard"

You need to replace Richard with the word that is the shortened version of Richard and rhymes with tick.

I didn't know if the moderators would allow me to say the actual line in full :eek: :o
 
The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Waverley: A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. WorRAB fail me, gentlemen.
 
Can't remember the worRAB:o
"After Hours"
Ticketmaster says to main guy about telling someone if he gets drunk he may tell someone about getting a free ticket
 
"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." Frank (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

"Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." Joel (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Patrick: "Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies."
Stan:"Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties." (also from Eternal Sunshine)
 
Yes! Have you seen it?

I used to look for directors when choosing a film, but it's nice to see now that you can also pick a film when you know who the writer of the script is.

The last four lines of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are also brilliant I think. So simple and pure, making the whole experience meaningful in hinRABight.

The last two lines:

Joel:
Okay

Clementine:
Okay

The man's a genius.....
 
Lt Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocolypse Now..

'I love the smell of Napalm in the morning,

Smells like....................................victory..
One day this war is gonna be over son..'
 
Die Another Day has got a few funny lines that I really like:

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.

In the ice palace:
James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.

Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice; you must feel right at home.
 
From GoodFella's, truly classic scene :D


Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.


:D Completely improvised :D
 
Edward "$100 an hour that's a little stiff"

Vivian reaching over to him "No but its got potential"



or


Morticia to Gomez

Don't torture yourself Gomez, that's my job
 
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
"Intent? How did you establish that?"
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

"Dirty" Harry Callaghan and The Mayor, Dirty Harry
 
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