i have to choose several here to set the scenebecause it's obviously like an exchange or something between 2 characters -- and it;s really dead clever and stuff...from Naked
-- Why didn't you tell me you were coming? I would've met you off the train...
-- I didn't come on the f***ing train.
-- Off the bus then.
-- I didn't come on the bus either.
-- So how DID you get here then?
-- Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expnaded, energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba the fish, the fish the fowl, the fowl the froggy, the froggy the mammal, the mammal the monkey, the monkey the man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till doomsday.