2 of my very favourite:-
Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheaRAB. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting gooRAB department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand RapiRAB, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
and........
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the NorthlanRAB and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants! Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh1t... and Jack just left town.