Best lines in a film

Peter O'Toole is having a pee in the women's loo

Woman (startled to see a bloke in the womens)
"This is for ladies"

Peter O'Toole (happily peeing with his todger in his hand)
"So is this my dear, but I sometimes need to pass water down it"
 
From The Godfather:

Clemenza: You see, you start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes, tomato paste, you fry it; ya make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil; you shove in all your sausage and your meatballs; heh?... And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick.

Coppola can make tomato paste interesting to watch. I might even try out that recipe one day...

And from Finding Nemo:

Dory: I can speak whale.
Then proceeRAB to speak whale.
 
Kid - "Hay My Main Man!!!"
*Deadly Sclience*
Kid - "Right On!"
Black Barman - "What will it be?"
Kid - "Wiskey"
Black Barman - "Streight Up?"
Kid - "Na... just gimme the bottle!"
Black Barman - "tell you what.... you bend over, and i'll ramm it streight up your ass!"
Kid - "On the rocks is fine"
Black Barman - "I knew you were gonna say that!"

From Wierd Science!!!! A quality flick!!!!
 
Being as it's the last film I saw, here's another one from Shaun of the Dead, as a one armed zombie approaches:

'Oooh look, he's got an arm off!'

Nearly fell off my seat laughing at that point! :)

....and a couple more from Withnail and I:
'I'm in a park and I'm practically dead, what good's the countryside going to do me?'
'Monty, you terrible c***!'

...and finally from This is Spinal Tap:
'How many times do I have to tell them? It's Spinal Tap first, then puppet show!'
:D :D :D
 
From my all time favourite - The Lost Boys:

"My own brother a God damn shit sucking vampire..... You wait til mom hears about this!"
 
Delivered in a loud voice by Jack Nicolson in A Few Good Men

'You want the truth, you can't handle the truth'

Oh and I can't believe no one's mentioned 'Use the force Luke' need I say from what film!
 
these from Reservoir Dogs

MR. WHITE
Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

MR. PINK
Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long ****in time, and
she's only filled my cup three imes. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times.

MR. BLONDE
You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

MR. BLONDE
Now I'm not gonna bullshit you. I don't really care about what you
know or don't know. I'm gonna torture you for awhile regardless.
Not to get information, but because torturing a cop amuses me.

MR. PINK
Why can't we pick out our own colors?
JOE
I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black
 
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