30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
 
:lol: But Jenna does like attention.


I liked Tracys line about the d-bag! :lmao:

Tracy: But I've got this little DBag with me.
Tracy Jr: I know what that means!
Tracy: Then why won't you tell me?!
 
Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.
 
Yeah, it's like the Simpsons in that way.

Dennis's letter:

Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.
 
Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in his coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
 
Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

Liz: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
 
A great couple from the most recent:

"C'mon, Bible! Help a lady out!" - Liz

“I don’t want to go back to England. I can’t suffer through the London Olympics — we’re not prepared, Liz. Did you see the Beijing Opening Ceremonies? We don’t have control over our people like that!” — Wesley
 
Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.
 
Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire!

Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.
 
Argh! I knew it was from the beginning of the first season! I even rewatched the first 3 eps last night. But then I gave up thinking I was crazy. Thank your brother for me b/c it was starting to drive me crazy. :)

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.

Jenna: This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!
 
:lol: Alec's timing on the line is the best part.

Thats what I love about this show, the fact that in each episode there are like 30 lines that are quotable. :D
 
Haha, I don't know if I would like janitor hugs. I wonder if the rest of the TGS cast and crew like janitor hugs. Somehow, I don't see Jenna appreciating them. :lol:
 
Liz Lemon: If I have learned anything from my Sims family ... when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
 
Jack: Are these people your family? Why are they all smiling? Who's being ostracized?

Tracy: That's a white myth, like Larry Bird and Colorado.

Jack: I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea.
 
Oh! I figured it out today! I asked my brother, who has the most accurate memory for quotes and little references in TV shows and movies of anyone I know. It's from Jack the Writer when the writers are asking Liz if they can eat their pizza outside on the roof gardens. Here's the conversation:
Frank: Can we eat this out on the roof gardens?
Liz: Uh, I don't even know how to get out there. I don't think people are allowed out there.
Toofer: No, I see Today Show people eating out there all the time.
Liz: Really? Even Ann Curry?

Yay for brothers with nearly photographic memory for quotes! (if that kind of memory is even called photographic memory :lol:)
 
Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan.

Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Kenneth: Pregnant cornbread?!

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Kenneth: This grilled cheese has mayonaise in it. WHAT?

:lmao:
 
Lutz:"and if you choose me i agree not to take my shirt off ..... but i do like to get yelled at during sex"
Liz:"you´re disgusting!"
Lutz:"YEAH - that´s a good start!"


Liz [as she tries to crawl out of Jack's office and gets caught]: "This would work on Ugly Betty!"
 
I vaguely remember what you're talking about. And I have no clue. :( Google isn't helping. :sigh:
 
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