30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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That was pretty funny. After Dot Com got him on the whole Lincoln thing.

KENNETH: I think adoption is a wonderful thing. Three of my nine siblings were adopted. And someday I’m gonna find them.
 
Tracy: Damn straight. I'm delightful.

Tracy: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
 
I think I laughed for 5 minutes straight after the "grandparents" part from the plane confessions. :lol:

Jenna: I am gonna get back at them...using my sexuality!

Liz: Do you have any left?
 
:lol: I don't remember either but that quote made me laugh. I wonder if I like janitor hugs?
 
:lol: I love that quote! That was such a funny episode!

Okay guys, I have a question that I thought fit in here. When is it that they say "Really? Even Ann Curry?" in the show? I was somewhere and people were referencing that, and I remember watching it, I just can't remember when it happened.
 
I don't remember! Was he? I liked him. He added another small layer of comedy that was just perfect for what you'd expect out of a janitor.
 
Kenneth: I hope you're ready to party like it's 1999! Which, according to my Bible, will be in seven years.
 
I was just about to post that one. :lol:

Tracy: Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.
 
Beth, thanks so much for that. :lmao: The part about her grandparents kills me.

Jack: Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Jack: The Founding Fathers never intended the poor to live over 40.
 
Jack: Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest man in the room is... off-putting.
Dot Com: I guess that's why I'm still single.
 
Tracy: I need to protect my reputation. You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.
Liz: Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a People's Choice Award that you stole from Wayne Brady.

Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
 
Jack: The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
 
Liz: One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!

:lmao:
 
I looked around the net, but I couldn't find the quotes. :no: Maybe I'll try to transcribe it myself when I get the DVDs.

Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy! She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
 
I also use "I want to go to there" very often. I once had the opportunity to say "I don't vote Democrat or Republican. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name." I was so very proud of myself for using that quote in real life, and then no one got it. :( Still, I like to quote 30 Rock when I can.
 
:lmao:!!!



Oprah: I want to help you - what can I do?
Liz: Oh my god, would you say "Please welcome Liz LEMONNNNNNNN!"
Oprah: No.
 
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