30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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One of my favorite quotes, ever!
I don't know why, but I just laugh every time I see it.
 
Best.thread.ever. :lol:

Does anyone have the quote from the episode where Liz was going to her high school reunion and she thought the plane was going to crash and she told Jack all those things?

I honestly couldn't remember the last time I laughed that hard, when I saw that.
 
Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.
 
Jack: Who taught Tracey about anagrams?!
(Dot Com points to Grizz)

Devon: That little slim waisted birdie in the page jacket told me you've got nothing. You're going down.
Jack: No Devon, I don't do that.
 
Floyd: If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.

Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ...And she loves him! ...But not in a queer way!
 
I use I want to go to there frequently. And also I say subway, you say hero. Subway, Hero! :lol:
 
Liz: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
 
Tracy: That's a white myth, like Larry Bird and Colorado.

Jenna: Drug him? Liz, no. Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.
 
There's a pretty great quote game on nbc.com. :)
30 Rock Comedy TV Show - Downloads, Desktop Wallpaper, Desktop Backgrounds, Buddy Icons & Widgets | NBC Official Site

I got 95 points on the first attempt, worse than I thought. :lol:
 
Jack: What I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio..
Tracey: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracey: No.
 
Jack: Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo then get married.
 
Tracy: That's not me. That's a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.

Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.

Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican. We count those.
 
Loved all of those quotes! I'll post a couple from this episode, but there is no way I can quote everything I loved from this episode or I'd be quoting the whole thing.

Jenna: Hang on, our t-shirts are wrong. Do you want to switch where we're standing or switch our t-shirts?
Tracy: Just to be safe, let's do both.

Liz: Really? He said to 'crawl back'?
Tracy: You're not really capturing the sexual energy of it, but that was the message.

Jack: I also bought this, the Chinese knock-off of your book.
Liz: What? Dealbreaker, the book for you, man no good. By Lesbian Yellow Sour Fruit.

Jack: Lemon, do you have any plans for dinner tonight?
Liz: I do, I bought an Activia microwavable panini-
Jack: Good God, have dinner with me.
Liz: Just the two of us?
Jack: Yes!
Liz: Okay.

Jenna: That was actually good advice.
Tracy: From now on, I should call us the Problem Solvers.
 
:lol:

I've used the term suck it monkeys! on more than one occasion. I've also said I want to go to there.
And my facebook status right now says Carolyn is your worst nightmare, thats who I is. :lmao:

I've probably said more. I like quoting things I think are clever.
 
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