30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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Jack [about Kathy]: Dora the Explorer panties that clearly were made for an obese child.

Devon [to Jack]: Keep your friends close and your enemies so close... that you're almost kissing.

Liz: You get jealous of babies for their soft skin.
Jenna: And because of how much attention they get.

:lol:
 
Jack: Think about the jobs, the economy! This is GE!
Devon: It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E to Samsung. They're Samesung now.
 
Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.
 
:lmao: I love them all. I need to get some of the quotes from the last ep to upload.

Like the ones from Jenna's gay posse. Love it.
 
Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use quotes from the show on a regular basis (other than "blerg", "nerds", etc.)?

I use "it's funny 'cause it's true!" quite often :D
And it's one of my goals in life to find a way to use "It's after six, what am I, a farmer?" in real life someday :lol:
 
Tracy: What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.

Jack: Lemon, do you think Kenneth admires you?
Liz: Sure, that kid looks up to everybody. He calls Tracy's lizard "Sir."
 
I loved the "TOO SOON!" quote. I can't 30 Rock went there. I love how daring they are. :lol:

Professor Green: The Greens are sharp as a tack right to the end. Which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming.
 
"I volunteered as a big sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons."

"They used your blurb.."
"Lemon numbers among my employees."

"Liz Lemon, you boogerface!!!"

"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory!"

"Bum bum bummmm!!"

Devon:"Is it true Mr Donaghy, that your executives routinely use the company helecopters to dry their home tennis courts?"
JacK:"Yes and no. Yes it did happen and no, it didn't not happen."

Devon: "In 2007, a GE officer used corporate funds to throw a cabaret themed halloween party on fire island?!"
Jack:"As I recall, that was you."


Devon: "You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, like shashimi, or pizza."
Jack: "You prefer cold pizza?"
Devon: "The morning after, for breakfast? It's the best."
Jack: Better than hot pizza?! That's insane.
Devon: "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE!"


Jenna: You probably don't know this, because you've never played a moonologist, but werewolves can only come out at night.
Liz: Yes, I remember that from the Thriller video.
Tracy: TOO SOON!

Liz: That's not going to work for me, because Jenna is immune to whiskey, and Tracy is afraid of juice.

Jack: Lutz, stop mouthbreathing for one minute.

Jenna: I have mercury poisoning from obsessively taking my rectal temperature.

Jack: We've invented the pontiac aztec.
 
Jenna: Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View.
Pete: Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
Jenna: Yeah, I know!

Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You're not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.
 
Tracy: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
 
I love that quote from Hardball where Jenna mixes up Obama and Osama! :lol:

Tracy: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
 
I love those kinds of things because it's so true that Jack would think that Alec was ridiculous. :lol:

Tracy: It's dry and warm. Its top is hard but its bottom is soft, and although the location changes, it's always in the same place.
Pete: There's nothing like that in 30 Rock!
Tracy: I never said it was a thing.
Kenneth: It's me. I'm the safest place in 30 Rock.
 
Tracy: Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, John Adams.

Kenneth: [about coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!

Lynn, I never caught the Huffington Post quote. :lol:
 
Jack: I get my haircut every two days. After all, your hair is your head-suit.

Bartender: Here's your Nancy Drew, sir.
Jack: For men it's called a Hardy Boy.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect! ... Don't you know you could fly.

:lol:
 
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