Duh. All you have to do is say change 12 times followed by 12 hopes and then top it off with a slow "yes we can". Spin around 3 times and stomp your feet twice. Not only does this control the weather, but it also lets you control time.
Because Bush haters didn't care what he did, they were going to complain about him no matter what. Now that ole Barry's in office they could care less about what their god does.