Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Hahahaha, I almost forgot about that awful song. The lyricism is so completely random and pointless:

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Yeahhhh.
 
"Catastrophic mind pollution" dude? Maybe you see something i dont but that is just messed. Fits the song really well but the lyrics alone are what im saying is strange.
 
Most people would be totally unimpressed or even offended by the lyrics to "The HIV Song" by Ween.
These are them in their entirety:

AIRAB, AIRAB, HIV, AIRAB, HIV
AIRAB

HIV, AIRAB, HIV, AIRAB, AIRAB
HIV

But I think it's hilarious.
I like to play it on the jukebox in a crowded bar.

You know what song I find offensive?
"Chicken Fried" by The Zac Brown Band.
The fact that it's so popular in the States is a testament to our penchant for consumerism and simple repetition.
And lines like:
"Salute the ones who died,
the ones who gave their lives,
so we don't have to sacrifice
the things we love
like our chicken fried..."
Makes me want to kill everybody I went to high school with.
 
Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call

Right about now (whats up)
It's time for the real nigga roll call
Now when you hear your city or state (Uh Huh) being called
You put your mother****in' middle finger up in this bitch
ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Naptown,
DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You ain't know!
Ya'll niggas can't **** wit my niggas ho![pussy niggaz]
Motha**** that nigga!
Motha**** that bitch!
Ya'll niggas!
Some old ass flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some real ass trill ass niggas!
Ya'll niggas!
Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some head-bussin' gangsta ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some runnin' and scarey ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Don Juan pimpin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some kissin' security ass, ass niggas!
My Niggas!
**** them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!
See I'ma mean nigga
Youse afraid nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga
I hate a false nigga
Diana Ross nigga
So if ya lost nigga
Meet tha boss nigga
He's a super nigga
Grin and groupa nigga
Act stupid nigga
I'll ****in' nuke a nigga
Cuz youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga
****in' scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its Ice Cube nigga
And Little Jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga
To you punk nigga
Feel tha bump nigga
Get yo testifyin ass in tha trunk nigga
You wanna tell nigga?
I'll dump a shell nigga
Send a frail nigga
Str8 ta hell nigga
Thats ya shelter nigga
Helta-skelta nigga
And when I belt a nigga
God help a nigga!
Yeah!
I see you and your lil clique up in tha club nigga
I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' and ****
But you know what nigga
Bitch niggas get dealt wit mother****in' real quick! Ice Cube!
Here we come boy
Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy
Or you can tell me how I feel as a
Real nigga
Which nigga
Go get a bitch nigga
No better
Hoes better do what I say
Cuz I'm insane in tha brain (insane in the brain)
Bitch I got Rick James in my veins
Real niggas never change
We just let it bang
Roll thru tha gutter lane
Daddy said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like its butter man
Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other man
Cuz my skeet never LEAKED
OUT THIS RUBBER mayne
TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA
That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J
Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' ***
Til my peoples come around its like night and day
Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray
Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off (real nigga roll call!)


Buckcherry - Sorry

Oh I had a lot to say, was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back.
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounRAB
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
This time I think, I'm to blame
It's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounRAB
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
Every single day, I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried
It's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah
Sorry
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounRAB
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
 
Its generic crap. Trying to take advantage of "popular" sentiment. This song is like pop punk toby keith.
 
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
(...)
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
(...)

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And despite that (or maybe because of it), the song is f***ing catchy. :)


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Haha yes! Also

Limp Bizkit
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)


Akon
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore
I'm trying to find the worRAB to describe this girl
Without being disrespectful
Damn you is a sexy bitch.

:clap: :banghead:
 
Here are some precious lines from everyone’s favourite “band”, BrokeNCYDE (also known as the only music that literally makes me want to cut off my ears with a plastic knife):

Sex Toys:
I love it when you tease me
You make it seem so easy!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Damn right ho your so sleezy
You give me the heebie jeebies!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Get Crunk!:
YEAAAHHHH!!
All you motha ****in brizzles to get off the flizzle and to start ****in dizzles.
Fishizzle my nizzle
Got these ****in brizzles all up in my mizzle like a ****in grizzle
Get off my grizzle girl,
You got all these ****in hoes all up in my face.
Shut the **** up with that ****.
Lets put your motha ****in crowns up,
Fishizzle like this

Scene Girls:
Ahh yeah your in need of attention
Now drop that ** like your in detention
Sit down girl just shut up and sit
Before I make you suck my (girl nothing)
OMG, You thought I'd say ****
But I wont say ****
Until you touch my ****
So get on your knees girl, suck it **
BC13 and we run this **

Yellow Bus:
Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
Like (breathing sound,)
Now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I ****ed; Maddona, Casandra, Kintana, Kiana, your mama, Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachel, and Candy, Jessica, Sarah, Jaquilin, Kelly, Kristina, Jasmine, Crystal, Maria, Madisson (aww wait hold up)


I rest my case. Seriously, I win.
 
Thats my point, its a parody of corniness that is most suited to these groups and for this reason it makes them kind of fun to listen to.

I also love Limp Bizkits lyrics but I don`t think of them as a great band either, just a fun band.
 
anything by ke$ha. her lyrics are laughable. but the music is too freakin catchy.

and now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go hang myself from my ceiling fan. it's been real.
 
This little ditty from Pink Floyd is the worst thing ever written by anyone over the age of eight.

Bike


I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work
 
Travis - 'Turn'

I want to see what people saw
I want to feel like I felt before
I want to see the kingdom come
I want to feel forever young
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I belong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
So where's the stars?
Up in the sky
And what's the moon?
A big balloon
We'll never know unless we grow
There's so much world outside the door
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I'll be strong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn

:banghead:
 
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