Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Or Astronomy Domine one of the best songs of the psychedelic era.

Piper is an excellent album throughout though the worst track I think is Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk (Waters sure came a long way) though it's amusing for being completely batsh*t insane and the instrumental jam is really cool and defines the crazy awesomeness of the early psychedelic era pretty well. Also Chapter 24 isn't too exciting but everything else is great. I do think it would have been even better if Arnold Lane and See Emily Play were included though.
 
definitely !!!'s song "me and Giuliani down by the schoolyard (a true story)"
"everybody cut, and shake that butt!"
THOSE LYRICS ARE DEEP, MAAAAN!

usually the lyrics in my songs don't make any sense, though. *cough* Battles/Tyondai Braxton *cough*
 
Countdown
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


Oh my god it's like when they see me
All they see is my freakish hair
And my freakish lip rings
And they're like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
And it's like I can't wear
Some tight jeans
And a tight tee
With some high tops
And some shudda shades
Without them being like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
A freak
Your a f***ing freak
Freak, freak freak
Freakish tatts
Freakish dat
Freakish this
Freakish shizz
Like what the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak

Chorus)
I'm a take my rocket ship to the moon
Like ZOOM (repeat X5)
(Repeat)
Zoom on my rocket ship (X4)

Verse 2)
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
They should call you
KING KONG
The way you swinging from my nuts
They should call you
CURIOUS GEORGE
The way you swinging from my nuts
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
YEAH
Zoom away
Zoom away
I'm jumping on my rocket ship
(Repeat)

(Chorus)
(Skip "zoom on my rocket ship")

BOOM
CLAP BOOM
BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM
BOOM CLAP
(Repeat)

R-O-C-K-E-T-S-H-I-P
To the
M-O-O-N
Like ZOOM
(Repeat)

Shoo kid
Go away
(Repeat X2)
And don't ever come back

(Chorus X2)
 
why I hate green day...

chipped tooth, 40 year old dudes, follow the pop punk formula. slathered in guy-liner, with newly coiffed emo haircuts, singing songs about being durab teenagers...25 years later. more like music for the parents of durab teenagers. one of the reasons hot topic even exists. made ****ty mall punk ok. this song, in particular, sounRAB like it was written by a 14 year old girl, on a sour patch kid sugar-high, after her first michael moore movie. for jeebus' sake, THE SONG WAS ON A JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL SOUNDTRACK! now that's punk as ****!

judges?
 
"The Clap" by the Unicorns is possibly my least favorite song in terms of lyrics:

Clap your hanRAB if you want some
Clap your hanRAB if you need some
Clap your hanRAB if you can't wait

Cleverly titled 'The Clap' and not 'Clap'. Sadly, the STD has more shelf-life and intelligence than this song and its lyrics. Intentionally stupid, and twice as sad.
 
There it is (what?) that, arabiguous cat.
Gritty kitty my rikky-raw rhetoric rap.
Takin' back my style rip r-rebirth (gimme that!)
'Cause I don't give a kcuf like the "f-word" reversed!


I almost put this in favorite lyrics...it's one of those where you just can't decide if its awful or amazing.
 
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