Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Alot of songs have "strange" lyrics, but that doesn't mean they're nessicarily bad. And if it fit the song really well I guess that's all we can ask now isn't it ;0
 
Naruto=Japanese manga
I ****ed up, in Japan they don't speak Mandarin Chinese (durh), but I'm pretty sure the lyrics to the themesong of a Japanese cartoon wern't originally written in english. When you translate songs to other languages, sometimes they come out wonky. Maybe translations arn't always accurate (hence "Charlie is not the internet."), screwing the lyrics original meaning and making them lose what originally made them good.
 
Ten worst IMO:

"The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.
"Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock.
"I Disappear" by Metallica.
"My All" by Mariah Carey.
"Perfect" by Simple Plan.
"The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston.
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.
 
The Beatles - Revolution

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minRAB that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right


This song just goes to show how weak a songwriter John Lennon really was. How on earth is one supposed to reach groundbreaking political change without changing the constitution, not to mention the institutions? Sloppy lyrics.
 
This may not count, since it was written for a movie, but what about Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap?


Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin� all the crooks until they�re all out cold
 
If I could write you a song,
and make you fall in love,
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used to pull all my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
but you probably won't,
you think you're cooler than me.

you got designer shades,
just to hide your face and
you wear them around like
you're cooler than me.
and you never say hey,
or remeraber my name.
its probably cuz,
you think you're cooler than me.

you got your hot crowd,
shoes on your feet,
and you wear them around,
like they ain't ****.
but you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your steps
make
that
much
noise.
 
Lori Watt - Chill in my Vein

Tell me to be someone, till things come undone
I'm inside a dark place, wiping tears off my face
Might be having a bad day, seems to be the only thing
To realise what I've done, people out there still have none

Makes me feel, I'm not the only one


Chorus I

I've got a chill in my vein
Doesn't stop crying rain (I've got a chill in my vein)
I'll try to hold on my vein


Verse II

My heart is melting, I can feel the heartbeat
So do what I'm saying, if you feel like you feel near me
Life it's a game sometimes, take a risk it might do you some good
So is it going to benefit me? It's always a two-way street


Makes me feel, you need me


Chorus II

I've got a chill in my vein
Doesn't stop crying rain (I've got a chill in my vein)
I'll try to hold on my vein (Come away with me)
Experience the heartbeat




This will be the new worst song you've ever heard!
 
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