Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

"I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island"

Awww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your mother****in toes! We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh!t
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*** up, this boat is real}

**** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
**** trees, I clirab buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hanRAB on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat

Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

... worst song ever
 
I heard a song at work today that I'm almost certain contained the worst lyrics ever written, and that song is "Underdog" by Lisa Loeb. Here are the opening lines:

I like things that are so good,
You are so, so good,
I like you.
 
I lost interest in the Stones albums after Tattoo You, for what that's worth. Psychedelic music done right is a good thing but the Syd Barrett stuff is a drag.
 
It was a joke song anyway, dude. The lyrics werent supposed to be good they were supposed to make people laugh. Which they did. You do realize that Andy Saraberg isnt a real artist, right?
 
Agreed, a stupid perspective indeed. Especially considering that most of the time that comment comes from the mouth of fans of banRAB like AC/DC, who's lyrics aren't exactly a positive message either. Since when has rock been tame and rap been evil? Just because you crackers can't relate doesn't mean what they're rapping about doesn't occur.
 
really. NOTHING could be worse. NOTHING, close the thread.


New KiRAB On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
 
I'm going to list the worst lyrics if all time. This song actually made it pretty big. Here it is:

Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mudo ( If I'm correct Mudo means mute in Spanish)

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