**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

So you think they did all of that product placement out of the kindness of their hearts?

...and at your second moronic statement. You're simply trolling....badly.
 
yeah, when I first heard Hugo Weaving was doin' the voice I thought it would kinda be the way Megatron is in the Energon, Cybertron, Beast Wars, etc....

an evil intellectual....

no sir, "PRRRRIIIIMME!!!!!"


that's not agent smith

I was just thinkin' how they might as well have gotten Welker to do the voice, would've been much better for nostalgia IMO....
 
Yeah, I was kind of happy to see that...it was interesting...that and shit coming alive on the street. I just wish they would have explained a bit why they come out evil or whatever...they're like zombies
 
Megatron was in protoform.. He came to earth through space in protoform and was frozen as protoform..

The whole technical argument is irrelevant, because Bay entirely overlooked the fact that temperatures in space are intensely cold.

When I was watching the film, the only thing that I was thinking was, ok so they can travel/navigate in space, space is cold, yet somehow the explanation for keeping Megatron inoperable is to keep him cold. It makes no sense whatsover..
 
I thought it was awesome. They pulled it off well. I like how all the Autobots and decepticons looked. I liked how they changed and I thought the plot turned out to be pretty decent. Megan Fox was hot as balls. And overall, the acting was fairly decent.

I gave it an A- and I want to see it again.
 
1. When Bumblebee and the caravan had the Allspark and Prime and the Autobots met them in the middle, why didn't they just destroy it then and accomplish their mission? Why did Sam have to get downtown and give it to the military?

2. Prime and the Autobots were headed to the Allspark after deciphering the glasses? How the fuck were they headed for Hoover Dam if the glasses were etched before the Allspark was transported there?

3. If Megatron crashed thousands of years ago, who was leading the Decepticons this whole time? Is it explained in the prequel novel?
 
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Seriously negative review, but he does raise many excellent points and they're more criticism of Bay as a director. He doesn't seem to have been a G1 fan.

I said it before I saw this movie, Michael Bay has yet to direct a movie that produces a memorable character.....IMO, his streak lives on.
 
The glasses were pointless, as well as so many other things in this movie.

EDIT - and if they did have an actual point, it didnt come across or get resolved very well at all.... the plot control was terrible as a whole.
 
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