**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

I agree with Tank's review 100%. This movie could have been soo much better if he wouldn't have tried to turn it into a fucking comedy, I mean some comic relief is ok, but there was just too much stupid BS stuff that could have been left out, that would have made the movie so much better.
I didn't care too much about all the fight scenes that were zoomed way in, especially with the fast pace fights, just made it harder to follow. Ohhh well, typical Bay film, lots of action and the same amount of BS that should have been left on the cutting room floor. And finally I think Rachael Taylor (Maggie) looked WAY better than Megan Fox, especially with her accent.





As a car guy that scene about made me
 
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM


me: parent's can't hear that or smthn.




BOOOM BOOM BOOM crush crush (that little granite thingy in the middle) MY BAD. BOOM BOOOM


me they still cna't hear that
 
what?


Watching a Bay movie is like fucking a fat chick...yeah, you get your nuts off while you're doing it, but the more you think back about it the dirtier you feel
 
After bouncing around the different trailers I'm usually capable of just letting myself go and am ready for whatever when the movie starts. Michael Bay definitely had his speed bumps that took me out of the movie viewing experience, but overall I thought it was ok. Not great, not horrible...it was exactly what I expected it to be, which in itself is a letdown.
 
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