**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

I liked it, tons. There were things that could have been done better, i know, but i didn't write the sript, so what the Fkuc can i expect. Anyway, I'll be watching it twice mo' gen'.
 
destroying the allspark was a last resort, it was not the mission. the idea was to save the allspark it IS the source of all transformers life
you must've missed the part where they said that Hoover commissioned the dam be built around the allspark because they couldn't move it

you mean the phrase "Starscream you fail me once again" didn't give it away enough for you?

did you watch the same movie the rest of the world did?
 
Yeah, it was only played twice in the movie. The first with Blackout, and I forget where the 2nd time it played. My girl will be dissapointed.
 
Tank i agree with you completely about the fight scenes, they were ridiculous, and the romance although not being great, could have been alot worse.

But to me, the toilet "humor" and sector 7 bullshit ruined the movie. Atleast the Marines at the start were believable, i thought the movie was pretty good until the scene with the autobots hiding behind the house, and when sector 7 and the main actor came in, it felt like something of a police officer from Home Alone, not a M rated movie. After putting up with 30 minutes of sector 7's leader, and shameless storytelling from sector 7 of the whole fucking movie, i really did feel like leaving, that 30 minutes destroyed the film to a point were i couldn't even enjoy the last bit of the movie, because of the horse shit that preceded it.

So for me, Bay ruined it, it had hope, but it felt rushed, and missing just a special something as a whole, because of the comic relief and childish acting, i would give it a C-.

edit - oh and the scene were the autobots introduced themselves was super gay, it seemed like a scene out of final fantasy it was that lame. The movie was enjoyable about up to the point were the helicopter transformed and attacked.
 
VW's are the gayest cars ever made.

Beetles just multiply that gayness by 11ty billion.

There is nothing badass about a beetle, at all. I thought that was a good decision.
 
i swear to god half the people in this thread didn't pay attention to this movie.

most of these "plot holes" are not plot holes at all but you being to stupid to pick the story up.
 
Yeah....they found the hacker dude and then never really used him except to do some morse code...they could have fixed that simply by having a microphone there
 
No one would flame something if they enjoyed it when they watched it, your logic is terrible.

Lists = explanations of why people felt like they did after they got out of a movie. Same as if you make a big list of why you liked it.
 
it was really boring, Fuck this "actors" and shit. Im done with cinema in general. Ugh it had words it was like a greek tragedy play wtf. The movie was boring i couldnt keep my attention on it. I will just stare at screen savers from now on.
 
im glad he didnt. I think hes awesome at some things and not so much at others. He had his shot at aliens and large robot shit with war of the worlds, and that was a piece of crap
 
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