**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

I'd like to add that, for the record, Bumble Bee was the best developed character of the whole damn movie. (and he REALLY was badass)

Also, EVERY scene containing anything to do with all of those hackers and sector 7 clowns (EXCEPT the serious S7 guy with the mustache) AND the John Voigt scenes should have ended up on the cutting room floor. Those characters completely sucked.

But goddamn Bay does do some fucking great moving action shots. That shit on the freeway was spectacular.
 
Tank, the retards couldn't even be bothered to google Quantum Mechanics before putting it in a script and making asses of themselves, what do you expect?
 
It could have been alot worse.

It could have been alot better.

But in the end, for a few seconds -- I was 8 years old again and fuckin's having a blast.





That being said, it kinda irritates me that for just a LITTLE bit more I think the movie could have been epic. But on the flip side I'm perfectly happy knowing that the transformers themselves weren't completely bastardized in the making of the film. I appriated the updates despite what I thought before I saw the film.

Though the new designs of the robots made them seem like one big mess of parts when they grappled or tackled each other.

Plot was a little weak, but hey, I wasn't looking for one... yeah... yeah I was.


I'll buy the movie. I'll wait for the collectors edition and buy it too.

It's the closest I'll come to being a kid again.
 
why do fucking blacks talk the WHOLE FUCKING TIME!?!?! I was in the theatre once when a black bitch answered her phone in the loudest most ghetto voice ever. I had to turn around and tell her to shut the fuck up. So annoying.
 
I agree....action scenes are not something I was expecting Bay to fuck up, but he did. He actually did the first 1/3 of the movie quite well though, which was really surprising.

As far as the shit coming to life being bad, I read a pretty good explanation of it somewhere else. Since they said all of our tech was essentially reverse engineered from Megatron, when it gets hit w/ the allspark it would inherently be evil since it was based on Megs.
 
Find anything that says GM off set any official dollar amount. OR that whatever they did pay is not factored into the published budget.

You're going to compare the death of OP to wolverine getting his adamantium ripped out by magneto or being ripped in half by hulk. Or any other of the countless more adult themes and visuals in the comics. keep stretching.
 
Can you hear yourself typing through the stupidity?

Marvel comics ! = adult themed

I don't know where you got that notion, but any 9 year old could have gone into any store that sells comic books and bought them without anyone even batting an eye.

...and for that matter, why the fuck are you even comparing them to Transformers? It's not like any of those movies were overtly dark and gruesome anyhow.
 
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