**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

mentioned in here a few times already im sure but two things stood out.

1. bitch opens the hood of the 2nd gen and there is a fucking multi throttlebody setup and she says some shit about high rise dual plane carburetor and a distributor when the fucking motor was obviously a fuel injected distributorless setup so easy to change 2 lines of dialog and this would have been ok.

2. when he's "recording" video of bumblebee the phone should have been in video recording mode, would have made more sense considering he was, you know, recording a video
 
Frenzy was no where near annoying as Jar Jar binks..

in fact, we liked him.....

dude had the guns, the shanks, n ninja stars.....

I was like , he's got more weaponry than some of the big guys...
 
There was a good movie somewhere in there. It was between the Sector 7 idiot, police car, jazz getting ripped apart and the general Michael Bay junk flying around.
 
Was Barricade the tank? How'd he die.... there was so much going on in the last 30 minutes it really was a blur, I was kind wanting it to end. It just starting to get a little messy with the fights and all.

Edit - I also thought Shia did much better acting than Megan Fox or whatever his female counterpart was ---- she was cute, but I mean it really seemed like she couldn't act for shit.
 
The entire mythology aside, JUST going by the cinematography...this fight is so much better than what bay brought us: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fB0_vJUc3o4
 
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