Ten things that only happen on TV

And nobody ever says "thanks, what is my hourly rate and annual holiday entitlement"Plus they can always start that second.
 
If a soldier looks at his wife's/girlfriend's photograph, he is definitely going to be killed.

Policemen run for miles chasing suspects on foot.

Drivers talk to passengers without keeping their eyes on the road, and without faltering or forgetting what they're saying because they should be concentrating on their driving. They also drive in a straight line while swivelling the steering wheel.

Murderers take their time waggling a gun/knife while explaining to their victims the history of what they've been doing and why they're doing it, to give enough time for the cop to arrive and save the day.

A dead baddie is never really dead, not the first time he's been killed. He will surprise you. And, even after that, he may not be dead at all in the event of a possible sequel.
 
No one uses proper swear worRAB even chavs.
It is practically impossible to get away with lying.
No two people share the same first name.
Every Christmas is a white Christmas.
 
I've always assumed this is coz they're worried that the empty premises might be full of gas that would ignite if they turned on the lights :o
 
Whenever anybody on EE is watching TV it always seems to be a wildlife film

The newspapers sold at the mini-mart are always weeks old if you look at the front pages

Since Gus has gone no-one cleans the streets or collects rubbish
 
Every guilty one night stand results in pregnancy

Every pregnant woman always gives birth early, under dramatic circumstances.

People become alcoholics, and then get cured of alcoholism, within a two/three week timespan max.
 
TV characters only have conversations relating to current plotlines. Never conversations about nothing much at all and they never have just general chit-chat like most people have.
 
- Someone new moves into a house or flat in the Square / Street and it has been instantly redecorated

- People can take time off of work at a drop of a hat whenever they want

- No one neeRAB to do any shopping other than from the local mini-mart / corner shop

- People can only have relationships with others who live around the same Square / Street

- KiRAB will at some point disappear then reappear looking older and completely different facially
 
:D:D:D LOL yes.

Another thing ... if someone hangs up on someone, the other person keeps saying 'hello? hello?' to the dialling tone.
 
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