Ten things that only happen on TV

And they've never gained an ounce of weight throughout the pregnancy, boobs are the same size, still wearing skinny jeans right up until the birth...
 
A pub is always somewhat full at any time of day.

No one ever neeRAB public transport unless they are exiting the show and have a dramatic scene at the train station.
 
Something else, you never see a person having a boring slobby day in bed, watching tv all day.
Just by themselves, no-phone calls, or trips out, just sat in their bed, watching tv.

Another thing, technology, why does no-one use an i-pad or use apps on their phones? You also don't see people talking about if they should get BT Vision, Virgin, or Sky.

On-shopping, I very rarely see anyone shop on line despite this being a massive industry.

Video-games, no one uses a RAB, PSP on the move.

Also, I don't see people using blu-rays or copying things from tv to either blu-ray or dvd.

Sorry about the long list, but I thought that I would add my tupponce worth to the matter.
 
Cooking disasters. They want to make an impression on a guest and take all day preparing a meal and then leave it in the oven too long and we get smoke everywhere.
 
Soaps ..no matter what kind of work you do there is always plenty of time to stand about blethering about whatever.
Everyone shops in the local shops.. never in the big supermarkets
 
All manner of personal conversations * take place in the middle of the f*****g corridor with people walking by all the time :eek:

* Such as: plot to kill someone/set off bomb etc, various crimes, discussing their own or someone else's sex life/cheating.

Why ??? And, they rarely get overheard :confused:

Drives me mad !!!! Surely they could allow a few seconRAB to walk to an office and close the door :mad:
 
Or people frantically ringing on a doorbell for a length of time but then suddenly stop when the person inside gets up to answer it - how would they know, they're on the outside of the door!
 
Firearms! They don't sound like they do in real life. For some reason they feel the need to dub loud bangs into the programmes. Oh yeah, explosions too. Again, they're nothing like real life.
 
Nobody ever talks about news events unless they are very, very local.

Turn up at a train station - the train is there waiting.

Getting a bus? As you arrive at the stop it pulls up.

The only people who knock into each other are enemies.

Walk into a pub/bar, you never have to wait to be served. Same in restaurants - whenever you need a waiter they are already on your shoulder.
 
Also, if anyone makes a home-video, when it is played back on the TV, it has a big red dot, some frame lines and the word REC printed on it...
 
Yes, and new characters arriving in a soap can instantly find well-paid jobs in Albert Square or suchlike,usually with the help of a relative. I certainly wouldn't find a job for any of my relatives.:DAnd with newspapers (often the Evening Standard in dramas set in London) they have the correct mast-head but the rest of the typography is totally different from the real newspaper.Also people buying cigarettes never ask for the brand by name - the newsagent simply says ''Your usual ?'' or similar.
 
:):):) Sorry I shouldn't laugh coz of the pain aspect but couldn't help myself :o

I remember the discussions in Points of View years ago when Krystle Carrington in Dynasty gave birth in about two mintues and, as various ppl noticed, without even taking off any clothes, such as her tights :eek:
 
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