Simpsons quote of the day

Homer: Letting TV raise the kiRAB isn't such a bad thing. After all that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

Ralph: The leprechaun told me to burn things.
 
Just watching Simpsons on Sky 2 and even though its old there is still the odd quote that cracks you up.

I just laughed at this:

Wiggum: Uh oh all the lights are out, we had better get the entire force working on this.

Lou: er we are the entire force cheif

Wiggum: Ok we gotta start recruiting Lou.

lol I know it dont seem much but just made me lol.

Anyone else got any other good quotes form simpsons or any scenes that crack you up everytime?
 
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I danced with a gay ! Marge, Lisa promise you wont tell anybody ! PROMISE ME !"

Also the music makes me laugh. When Maggie goes missing they are on the phone to report it and put on hold to the song "Baby Come Back" ! Also when Homer wants to win tickets for a ball game on the radio and loses out and then they play "Two Tickets To Paradise" !
 
Super Intendant Chalmers to Skinner:

An Auorela Borealis?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
Localised entirely within your kitchen?!

May I see it?

Skinner: No.

:D
 
Hi i'm Troy McClure you might remember me from such nature films as: Earwigs eww ! and Man vs nature : Road to victory.
 
Ralph Wiggum to Superintendant Chalmers :
"Hello SuperNintendo Chalmers"

Lou to Chief Wiggum :
"Hey Chief - Can I hold my gun sideways today ? It looks so cool"
Wiggum :
"Yeah sure - anything you like, Birthday boy !" :D
 
:D
Homer: [reading a sign saying 'Gym'] A gime?
[mispronouncing gym]
Homer: what's a gime?
Homer: [upon entering gym] Ooooh! A *Gime*

And my all time favourite

[after Homer runs, screaming and naked, through the kitchen]
Patty Bouvier: There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
 
From "Hurricane Neddy"
Ned : "Erm, the floor feels kinda gritty"
Moe : "Yeah, we ran out of floorboarRAB, so we just painted the dirt - Pretty clever !!" :D
 
From "Kamp Krusty" (A brill ep)

Homer: "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

Life lesson to us all :D
 
:D

From the Sherry Bobbins episode:

Lisa: We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer: You have my undivided attention....
(*Homer's brain shows puppets playing the song "Turkey in the Straw" (I think) - as it enRAB he is still humming.. "Hmmm mmmm mmmm" :D )

Can't remember the episode but its one where Homer has to escape the power plant and faces a giant spider.

Homer: To overcome the spiders curse
Simply quote a bible verse
"Thou shalt not... er..." DOH!
*Throws a stone at the spider and it falls down*
:D
 
From "Marge vs the Monorail"
"What about us brain-dead slobs ?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Is there a chance the track could bend ?
Not on your life, my Hindhu friend !"
 
Super Intendant Chalmers "SKINNER! You're fired!"
Skinner: "I'm sorry! Did you just call me a liar?!"
Super Intendant Chalmers: "No, I said you were fired"
Skinner: "Oh, that's much worse"

My favourite :D
 
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