Simpsons quote of the day

"Honey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"

"Don't eat me, I have a family, eat them"

"I'm in no condition to drive ... wait, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

"There ain't an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

"Lets say we go to Moes for a pint"
"Can I come?"
"No"
"*******"

"I see you drive on the left up here!"
"No Ma'am, I'm drunk"

"Must kill Moe. Weeee. Must kill Moe. Weeee"
 
From the 'King Kong' parody:

Mr Burns: Well (Marge) you'll make a pleasant change from all these rough sailors [cut to various sailors 'Aaaaarrrrr!'-ing at each other]. What say you, Smithers?

Smithers: I don't think women and seamen mix, sir.

Mr Burns: We know what you think!

How they got that past the censor I do NOT know...
 
Er, Mr Simpson, we all have nose bleeRAB :D

Lisa: I wish for world peace.
Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you

Chief Wiggum: No you have the wrong number, this is 9, 1, ... 2

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book,
 
From 'Dude, where's my ranch?'. the simpsons are cut off singing christmas carols by the nasaly blue haired lawyer

Homer: I could write way better songs
Lawyer: go ahead, but don't use A flat or G natural. Those notes are owned by Disney
Homer: (groans)
Lawyer: that's A flat
Homer: (groans in a higher tone)
Lawyer: that's better
 
Shelby: Springfield sucks!

Bart: Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.
Shelby: Why don't you make me?
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.
Shelby: Then I guess you're a garbage man.
Bart: Well, I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: Takes one to know one!

'Lemon of Troy' :D
 
Bart: ''Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These
uniforms suck!''
Marge: ''Bart! Where do you pick up worRAB like that?''
Homer: [on phone] ''Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but
they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked !'' - from 'Team Homer'
 
The Spucklers at the auto racing:

Brandine: "Aw Cletus, why did you have to bring your parents along?"

Cletus: "Now Brandine, they're your parents too!"
 
I love Smithers' replies to Mr Burns question "Who is that fellow, Smithers ?"
"That's Homer Simpson, sir - one of the shmoes from Sector 7G.
One of the carbon blobs"
etc
 
Ralph - Bart is my bestest boyfriend. :D

Ralph - Fun toys are fun

Ralph: Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited. Yay! My turn is over!
Principal Skinner: One of your best, Ralphie.
:D:D
 
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