Simpsons quote of the day

Sailor to Homer : "Welcome to...The Ship Of Lost Souls"
Homer : "The sign on the back says Honeybunch"
Sailor : "Yaaaaarrr...I've been meanin' to paint that out" :D
 
Some from Cape Feare...

Bob has strapped himself underneath the car...

Homer: "Man, this coffee is too hot!"
He throws it away, and we hear Bob yell in pain.
Homer: "Now who wants to drive through that cactus field?"
Bart and Lisa: "Yes!"
Bob (underneath car): "No!"
Homer: "Two against one!"

Bob: "Surely there's no harm in lying in the middle of a public street?"
Bob is promptly trampled on by a marching band and elephants.

Bart is woken up for the first time...
Homer: "BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!..Oh! Sorry..."

Second time...
Homer: "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!"

Third time...
Bob: "Your family can't help you now..."
Cut to the rest of the family-including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball 2-tied up. Homer is snoring and drooling.
Lisa: Oh no, Dad's been drugged!
Marge: No he hasn't.
 
Homer, "Look, i've made $10, selling the Sugar"
Marge, "Well, you've lost $30, by not turning up for work, the Plant called, & if your not in Tomorrow, then don't bother coming in on Monday"
Homer,"Woohoo, 5 day Weekend":D

Homer"How many S's in innocent, well i think Fred Quimby, should walk out a free Hotel":D
 
It's not a funny quote, but it brings a tear to my eye when I watch it - I can't remember the episode, but near the end, Maggie is asleep in her cot. Homer leans into the cot and kisses her on the forehead saying softly "Goodnight, my little pork chop" :)
 
:D:D Don't remember this one but it's hilarious!!

on a similar theme, Marge after being woken up by lisa' saxophone

"Lisa! stop blowing my sex... I mean your sax, your sax... stop it"
 
Can't remember what episode but this character appears in quite a few of them - in this one, he is a waiter.

Homer and Marge turn up at a restaurant.

Waiter: Hellooooo (Very long drawn out worRAB)
Homer: Table for two please
Waiter: This waaaaaayyyyy pleeeeeeeaaaaase
Homer: Do you always talk like that?
Waiter: Yeeeeeesssssss
Homer: Why?
Waiter: I've haaaaddddd aaaaa stroooooookkkkke

I still say that now (obviously not in public):o
 
Tour Guide: "And to protect Mother Earth, a percentage of our paper is recycled."

Lisa: "How much?"

Tour Guide: "Zero."

Lisa glares at the Tour Guide.

Tour Guide: "Zero's a percent!"

Cut to several trees being fed into a chipper, one of which has a treehouse in it.
 
(something along these lines)

You're "Queen" claims her name is Elizabeth, but her briefcase is inscribed H.R.H. CLEARLY stating her name is Henrietta R. Hippo.

And from the same episode (after meeting Tony Blair): I can't believe we met Mr Bean!
 
(While his house is on fire):
Homer: Oh the song! The song... When the fire starts to burn.. theres a lesson you must learn... something something then you'll see.. you'll avoid catastrophe.... DOH!

:D
 
That reminRAB me of a bit from 'mr. spritz goes to washington'

Marge: Quick! Someone perform CPR
Homer: Uh (singing) i see a bad moon rising
Marge: That's CCR!
Homer: (still singing) Looks like we're in for nasty weather
 
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