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Politically Dorian!
Episode 1:Kids WB!: To get "Death Sentence" by 4Kids.
Here's my intake:
Man, the last original block owned by a corporation is leaving this year. I still can't believe it. From Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Freakazoid!, Earthworm Jim, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Superman: TAS, Road Rovers, Waynehead, Men In Black: The Series, Calamity Jane, Channel Umptee-3, The New Batman/Superman Adventures, Histeria!, The Big Cartoonie Show, Pinky, Elmyra & The Brain (Ugh), Batman Beyond, Pokemon, Detention!, and fast forward to Yu-Gi-Oh! Loonatics (Crap), Coconut Fred (No), Johnny Test, Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get A Clue!, Tom and Jerry Tales, Monster Allergy, The Batman, Magi-Nation, Will and Dewitt, Skunk Fu!, Eon Kid, Teen Titans, and Legion Of Superheroes.
Once that's gone, there will be virtually nothing to watch anymore on Saturdays, and that's a darn shame. I feel sad for the kids. Cartoons are getting worser and worser by each show. Heck, even TV-Y7 shows feel like preschool shows. When I watch cartoons, I do that to get OUT of reality and laugh for 30 minutes, but that's too much for FCC, Soccer Moms and Corporations. They take that away, leaving kids, teens, and adults with little or no gateway out of reality. When I watch what they put on TV, I die a little inside, telling myself it was a good thing getting out of the industry at a good time. I wish those damn soccer moms, FCC, whoever complaining about TV to don't watch it. They think of the stupidest reasons why cartoons are violent and should be off the air. If anything, parents, talk to your child about violence in cartoons, teach them that is wrong to do this, or do that, don't ruin it for everybody. That's what made so many good things vanish to what it is now, like Cartoon Network, Disney and Nick. What, we adults and teens have to watch Adult Swim and internet cartoons for our excitement? The whole "Everything's for kids!" things is bogus trash. FCC, and Soccer Moms, complain about shows with sex, "male enhancement" commercials in the daytime, Jerry Springer, Maury, crap on MTV, #BET and VH1, and so on.
And that's my intake. Good Night everybody.
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