Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Metal as a genre is no more or less ridiculous than many other genres. Band names aside and some dodgy outfits, it unfortunately get's lumped in as a worthless genre by many which pisses me off no end :(
 
Jumping Jesus
Prosthetic C&nt,
Burzum – you know in LOTR, the writing on Frodos ring, “One ring to…etc”? Burzum is the word for darkness on that ring, :P
Nemo
Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ
Bathtub Sh&tter
 
I wish that so many metal fans wouldn't largely ignore any other genre of music and be such *******s, I think some people get intimidated. They do have some of the worst names out there because some of the banRAB are just trying to be as offensive as possible. But I hate that people here that someone in a metal band committed murder, for example, and say that the genre is evil. That's not true, there is some amazing talent to be found.

That said, there's Archgoat, Cephilac Carnage, Diserabowelment, and Gorguts which are all horrible names...
 
LOL when i was in school there was these two banRAB that tried to be metal. But just simply sucked to no end.
First one was called nose bleed
second one was called scabs

I also seen a poster with the band name "skull ****ing the demon"
 
Believe it or not, I'm actually Christian. I thought a good name for a Christian band would be Azure Sky. BUT..............seeing that this is a metal thread, then I'd suggest another good name for a metal band would be, say, Dicephaly. And maybe on the cover of their eponymous debut album, would be a photo of a two-headed snake!!
 
I was gonna mention WBtBwB such a terrible name. Most of the generic metalcore banRAB have horrid names.

There is also a band named Deez Nuts. Not only is the name terrible but the music is too.
 
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