Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

I agree. I think the whole satanic evil scene kind of came with the territory of the metal counter-culture and people just took it too far. Now it's like all metal neeRAB to be evil or demonic in some way. Metal can be about many things, and carry many themes.
 
Sword****
Regurgitate Life
Faust Again (!?)
This Ending (!?)
Prom Night Fist Fight (lol)
Blessthefall
Lovehatehero (What's with the three worRAB mashed into one deal?)
Nekrogoblin
The Red[Insert word] (Although banRAB following this aren't bad, there's too many at the same time)
Old Man's Child (So far I've gotten three people saying "SounRAB pedo")
Divine Heresy (Whoopee, you learned how to contradict something!)
Intestine Baalism (Should be Intestinal... damn Engrish!)
I Am Ghost
Satanic Warmaster (So kvlt, grvm, and EVVL)

etc. etc. etc.

Also, first post here! Hello :)
 
So I did the Metal Band Name Generator (not including any non-evil worRAB) and got this very nice list:

Demonic Witchcraft
Decapitated Jesus
Hate Burial
Bewitched Fest
Flesh Blood
Opened God
Unholy Hate
Supreme Eternity
Vital Forest
Sinful Surface

How do they come up with these things?
 
CSSO, as they refer to themselves, are actually a good band. As far as the whole "post-metal" scene goes, they manage to incorporate the psychedelic elements of early Death Metal (as present in early Amorphis albums) with noise.
 
Lol, I used to listen to Radio Hauraki at work but it seems farcical nowadays. It's like they can't decide whether to play classic rock or whether to try to appeal to the younger gen by peppering their playlist with Greenday, Foo Fighters and grunge songs.

I swear that if you switch it on randomly there's a 50% chance they'll be playing AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, U2 or that godforsaken Black Betty song (I'll ram nails into my ears if I hear that again). And hasn't anyone told them that PF have songs other than Wish You Were Here, Comfortably Nurab, Hey You, Another Brick in the Wall and Money?
 
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