With LOVE-
from the (Temporary)Home Office in Wigan, England,
The Top 20 reasons Dave slept with Late Show staffers...
20-He lost a bet with Paul Shaffer.
19-After nearly 30 years in showbiz, he finally realised-You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
18-Was sick of taking the moral high-ground.
17-Thought it would make the BIG Show funnier.
16-Writers needed ONE more topic to "avoid".
15-It happened just after he interviewed Richard Simmons.
14-He sleeps with ALL members of staff-is'nt that right Alan?.
13-Part of his contract with CBS.
12-Wanted to make Elliot Spitzer and Larry Craig look good for once.
11-Needed to distract attention away from this Sarah Palin "thing".
10-Leno got the 9 o'clock spot, Dave felt he was "owed".
9-Why Not???
8-After 6 long months of marriage, who wouldn't?.
7-At his age, he'll take what he can get!.
6-Beating Conan in the ratings, he had to do SOMETHING to screw things up.
5-Regis told him NOT too!
4-Voices in his head MADE him do it.
3-Needed the publicity,already spent the Late Shows entire adverising budget for the year on Hookers!
2-Should have realised, CBS stanRAB for "Can't buy Silence" (OUCH-Too far??)
and the number one reason the BIG man fooled around with staffers-
He wanted to be remembered for something other than hosting a crappy,3rd rate, late night talk Show!
