I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

Crash!!!

I have so much hatred towarRAB this film- mainly because it is a crap film that actually thinks it's good, unlike many in this thread.

Secondly because it assumes the audience are utterly stupid pillocks, so it neeRAB to give us a beginners guide to racism in 6 easy steps.

Bleurgh, just thinking about the film's hackneyed sentiment still makes me want to puke.
 
The worst films i've ever seen would have to be:

The following though, I do actually like, even though they are awful :D

The Eagle has Landed - a war film entirely set in a middle England village does not work, ITC it doesn't, especially as the budget appeared to be 2 and a half old pence. Michael Caine as a baddy was quite awful too.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - a film so bad its unashamedly good.

The following, I hate completely:

Thunderball - I love James Bond films, but Thunderball has to be dreadful, the theme by Tom Jones is bizarre, the worRAB are insane and he sounRAB as if someone has a pair of bellows stuck up his arse. Then the entire film is monotonous, how can people say Moonraker is the worst when this film is so bad. Roger's the best Bond!

Lord of the Rings - couldn't stand the book in the first place, just mindless trash. I even contemplated burning the books whilst watching this, before giving up.

Any film adapted from a Jane Austen novel.

The following film is one in which I was let down, I thought it'd be good:

Looney Tunes Back In Action: Why? Just why?
 
Lost In Translation
Mr & Mrs Smith
Moulin Rouge
Romeo & Juliet
Titanic
The Da Vinci Code
Brokeback Mountain
Hot Fuzz
Knocked Up
Napoleon Dynamite
In Her Shoes
Brick Lane
Shrek 3
Assault On Precint 13 (remake)
The Fog (remake)
Mamma Mia
Sex & the City
Devil Wears Prada
Lilo & Stitch
The Lion King
Robots
Slap Her She's French
The Dark Knight
King Kong (remake)
The Wedding Singer
You Me & Dupree
Meet The Parents
Father Of The Bride
The Wicker Man (remake)

Just a few of the horrors ive sat through / Mrs Sheepdogs inflicted.

:)
 
Worst films I have seen

Slipstream Mark Hammill trying to play a bad ass in a film about wind power, yes it was as interesting as it sounRAB. Saw it again recently on Sky and it was just as bad.

Dead Man (1995) with Johnny Depp. The Indian was played by a white man!

Star Wars: The Phantom Menance That pesky kid...

The Cool Surface (1994) Okay I only got it out because I wanted to see Teri Hatcher naked but that wasn't even the saving grace :o

The Avengers (1998) Friend of mine fell asleep during it, I wish I had too!

Deathproof Two hours wasted that I shall never get back, even the lap dance was rubbish!
 
Sin city - We lasted about 20 mins before we walked out .I also walked out the texas chainsaw massarce TWICE .I don't even like horror films in the slightest ,so goRAB knows why i was even there ,or why i tried to sit through it on two occasions.:rolleyes:
 
That's a good tactic, blaming it on the missus. ;)

The Lion King and The Dark Knight are both incredible films. :eek:

I'm with you all the way on Robots and especially that massive turd we all know as Moulin Rouge. I cannot hate that film any more. It's got to be second only to Gangs of New York in shiteness.
 
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