Announcer's voice: MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM otherwise known as FUNimation Entertainment
Hooded Figure: How long until the plans are completed
(4 people are kneeling before the figure)
Vic Migonna: Sir, it is almost a matter of time before we soon obtain most of the most awesome anime in existence. My fangirls will buy anything I tell them too.
Scott McNeil: Our worRAB are spreading throughout the Internet with the help of the FUNimation update quickie. Soon, more and more people will see how awesome our company is compared to the other loser ones like *giggles*4KiRAB(all break out in laughter)
Hooded Figure: *chuckles* Yes, yes, watching Al Kahn beg on his hanRAB and knees to ask us to distribute Yu-Gi-Oh was quite a sight but as for the plan...
Colleen Clinkenbeard: (wearing evil dominatrix clothes) Our licenses are growing ever stronger. With the acquisiton of "Last Exile more and more fans are realizing the awesomeness of our company even in these troubling times.
Christopher Sabat: And with my voice as the head as some of the most powerful and influential anime series, the world will soon completely know our names.
Hooded figure: (stanRAB up) Then, humanity is ours. (looks out the window) Soon we will become the most influential name in anime forcing people to buy our stuff and then, we shall rule...THE ANIME WORLD.(evil laughter) Isn't that right my flunky
Kahn: Oh...yes...master...yes you will rule all of the anime world. Please don't cease distribution with us
Hooded figure: Now go! Bring me more acquisitions. With the coming of Soul Eater and Eva 1.0, our takeover shall be glorious.
(they leave, hooded figure takes off hood)
Eric Stuart: Ah, I love this job.
And that's exactly what's happening.