"Mother's in the London Hospital, in shock. I'm not surprised. She went to church to say her prayers, not to get blown up."
"I've heard of a sleeping partner, but you're in a ****ing coma."
"What have you been doing for the last thirty years?"
"Going to bed early."
"Today they ask us to get rid of him, tomorrow they ask me to get rid of you. Is that OK with you? Cos it's not OK with me."
"Why don't you try sticking your head up your arse, see if it fits."
"You talking to me?"