Favourite Line in a Film

"Mother's in the London Hospital, in shock. I'm not surprised. She went to church to say her prayers, not to get blown up."

"I've heard of a sleeping partner, but you're in a ****ing coma."

"What have you been doing for the last thirty years?"

"Going to bed early."

"Today they ask us to get rid of him, tomorrow they ask me to get rid of you. Is that OK with you? Cos it's not OK with me."

"Why don't you try sticking your head up your arse, see if it fits."

"You talking to me?"
 
Kyle Reese: "Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop....EVER...until you are DEAD!."

Terminator
 
Fight Club?



If?
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"I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamed he was a man and loved it, but now the dream is over and the insect is awake"
:eek:

"If you could just listen to the man in you and put the insect aside"
"Insecticide? Where???!"
:D
 
That line from Silent Movie cracks me up
Marcel Marceau : No!

As for red Dwarf, what can beat
Kryten : "Space Corps directive 1234 says that no man shall perform oral sex in zero G while wearing a ginger toupee"
 
King Richard: I'm making you the new sheriff of Nottingham.
Crowd: A BLACK SHERIFF.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Well it worked in Blazing Saddles!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Mel Brooks Rules:D
 
Lister:

"Philistines. I mean how can you re-make Cassablanca? The one starring Myra Dinglebat and Peter BearRABley was definitive. "
 
Pretty much any line said by Darth Vader and the Emperor (in the original trilogy). The Emperor in Return of the Jedi is particularly quotable, but you have to do the voice too!

"Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete!"

Possibly my favourite Vader line is - "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." you have to see it to understand why it's a great line.
 
From 'Pretty Woman'.
Vivienne has just seen opera for the first time in her life, and the woman in the next box asks her if she liked it. To which Vivienne replies 'It was so good I almost peed my pants.'
Lady gives a funny look, whereupon Edward says 'She said she liked it better than the Pirates of Penzance'.
 
From Jaws
"Stop playing with yourself Hooper"

From True Grit
"Fill your hanRAB you sonofabitch"

From Predator
"You're bleeding"
"I ain't got time to bleed"

From Gladiator
"Not yet my friend...not yet"
 
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