Favourite Line in a Film

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
"The only thing I ordered by mistake is the guests. They're domestic, too, and they don't care what they drink as long as it burns." All about Eve.

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. " Casablanca

" I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men. " The God Father
 
Continuing the Red Dwarf theme!

Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
The Cat: Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!
 
Oh, so many!

Effect
Black Mamba in Kill Bill (1):
"Now, wiggle your big toe!"

Drama
Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind:
"I swear as long as I live I'll never be hungry again."

Humour
"Aegor" in Mel Brooks' The Young Frankenstein:
"Werewolf? There wolf!" :D
 
Got to be any of the lines from Butch Cassidy, oh what a wonderful film

Butch Cassidy: How many are following us?
Sundance Kid: All of 'em.
Butch Cassidy: All of 'em?! What's the matter with those guys?

[performing their first robbery in Bolivia]
Butch Cassidy: [spanish] Manos a... Manos, um...
[Butch pulls out a card that helps him remember his worRAB]
Butch Cassidy: Manos arriba!
Sundance Kid: They got 'em up! Skip on down.
Butch Cassidy: Arriba!
Sundance Kid: Skip on down!
Butch Cassidy: Todos ustedes "arrismense" a la pared.
Sundance Kid: They're against the wall already!
Butch Cassidy: Donde... Ah, you're so damn smart, You read it!
 
I recorded Bedknobs and Broomsticks yesterday, for the childhood memories honestly :o :D

Anyway.... it reminded me of one of my favourite lines that always makes me laugh out loud :D


[Angela lansbury] Paul, I need the bedknob back. I must get to London immediately.

[Paul] No, I want to go to the jungle.

[Angela lansbury] Come with me Paul. Now, ridiculous as it may seem to have to explain this to a 6 year old child but i do need your help. I was expecting a very important spell in the mail from my teacher Professor Emelius Brown, and it hasn't come.

[Paul] What's that got to do with my knob?

:D :o :D Always gets the old schoolboy in me :D
 
I love Pete Postlethwaite's speech at the end of Brassed Off........................

"I thought that music mattered.........but does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter"

It makes me cry every time.

I know its already been mentioned but "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" is an absolute classic, you don't even need to hear it in context.
 
Wendy: Danny?

Danny: Red rum. Red rum. Red rum.

Wendy: Danny... what's the matter, hon?

Danny: Red Rum.

Wendy: Are you having a bad dream? Danny? Hon?

Danny/Tony: Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.

:eek:
 
From Chopper: (after Chopper confesses to a murder to cops, they tell him he's lying) "I've never...I don't think I've ever been as bloody insulted as I am right now!"

Pretty much anything from Scarface!

"Lord Vader, can you hear me?"

"Now you come to me on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder...for money"

Know this one? "I'll split your f*cking head wide open, and just about the time I'm coming out of prison, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma...And guess what...I'll split your f*cking head open again!"

A not so famous one from the Be Cool movie... DeVito looked at Travolta's car and said "what about speed?" And Travolta replies "If you're important, people will wait."
 
I've just seen John Waters' last film, A Dirty Shame, and it's one of the worst films I've ever seen! What happened to my hero?? He made such classics in the past - Female Trouble, Polyester, Hairspray, Pecker, Serial Mom...
 
A challenge!

How about when Rimmer is giving Kryten his Starbug driving test:

RIMMER: Stopping distances. You're traveling half the speed of light, what is the stopping distance?
KRYTEN: Four years, three months.
RIMMER: And the thinking time?
KRYTEN: A fortnight.

Or:
CAT: (sitting next to LISTER) What're you watching?
LISTER: Ah, just a vid. This is a classic, man!
CAT: What is it?
LISTER: Tales of the Riverbank: The Next Generation.

Or:
RIMMER: You call this happiness? Surrounded by toadying lackeys and paid sycophants? Living with a love-goddess sex-bomb model megastar? You call this contentment? You know, I stand here now and I look at the two of us, and I ask one simple question: Who is the rich man? You, with your fifty-eight houses, your private island in the Bahamas, your multi-billion pound business empire; or me, with... with... with what I've got. (Pause) It's you isn't it?

Or:
RIMMER: Step up to red alert!
KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
 
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