Favourite Line in a Film

Ewan McGregor as Mark Renton in Trainspotting -

It's SH!TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f**king Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever sh@t on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just w@nkers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w@nkers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a sh!te state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f**king difference!
 
You nicked my favourite quote! lol.

My next favourite is from Red Dwarf, so not a movie still love this quote:

Kryten: Can anyone here anything?
Lister: No
Kryten: Do you know why anyone can't here anything? Cause there are noooooo sounRAB to hear.

Love it!


Also:

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
 
How do you shoot the devil the back? What if you miss?
[...]
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.​
From
The Usual Suspects.
 
Dirty Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

I've never grinned so much watching a film than when Clint said that line :D Classic.
 
Okay it's not a film, but the dialogue is brilliant:



Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

Cat: Wilma Flintstone?

Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.

Cat: She's incredible!

Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?

Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
 
Andy 1: "You wanna be a big cop in a small town?"
Andy 2: "F*ck of up the model village."

~Hot Fuzz


Will Turner:
"What did he use for rope?"
Capt. Jack Sparrow:
"Human hair...from my back."

~Pirates of the Caribbean 1

Love both of these quotes, they made me laugh so much in the cinema! :D
 
My favourite film quotes are:

'I've got a jar of dirt, i've got a jar of dirt, i've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it?' - Potc2

Barbosa-'Thank you jack'
Jack Sparrow-'You're welcome'
Barbosa-'No, i was talking to the monkey his also called jack'
Jack Sparrow-'Oh'
-Potc1
 
Socha, you've gone up another notch in my estimation knowing you're a Red Dwarf fan! :D

(The thing about it is that, IMO, Betty is far more attractive than Wilma :o)
 
My favourite line from Red Dwarf is from BackwarRAB, when Kryten vivits Earth foir the first time:

I've never been to Earth before. I've only seen it on photographs. It's exactly like I always imagined, only much shorter.
 
Cheesiest film ever but I love it and I quite often use this from Murials Wedding

Stick your drink up your a*s. I would rather swallow razorblades than drink with you.
 
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