Favourite Line in a Film

The Usual Suspects - The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did'nt exist. And like that... he is gone.

Pulp Fiction -

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same f*ckiin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoRAB] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot f*ckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules:F*ck you.

LOl i could cut and paste the whole pulp fiction script :D


Dumb and Dumber -

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man. :D :D
 
Sorry if it's been said before, but from 'Ghostbusters'...

Winston Zedmore pleading with the Mayor to trust him ,and the Ghostbusters crew, about the imminent dangers of Zool and co.;

..."Mayor, I've only been with these guys for a few days, but trust me... I have seen sh*t that'll make you turn white!!"

Cracks me up every time.:D
 
Another Dirty Harry favourite of mine is the opening of The Enforcer where he negotiates with the gunmen who are holding hostages inside a shop:

Mayor: "What do they want"?
CE: "They want a car".
Mayor:"What are you gonna do"?
CE: "Give 'em one".

He then gets in the car,drives it through the shop window and takes out the bad guys.
 
The Usual Suspects - The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did'nt exist. And like that... he is gone.

"The Usual Suspects" - what a film and a great quote.

My other is from "The Empire Strikes Back"

Leia: "I love you!"
Han: "I know"

Oh how my 15 year old self SO wanted Harrison Ford to say that to me!!
 
"If he dies, he dies" Rocky IV

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."Napoleon Dynamite (makes me laugh every time)

Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
 
mines from black hawk down

when they are in the humvee waiting to go and pick up the prisoners.

Dominick Pilla: Colonel! Colonel! They're shooting at us!
McKnight: Well shoot back!
 
one of my favourites in the carry ons is infamy infamy they've all got it in for me by kenneth williams as julius caesar in carry on cleo and a beatle saying he likes a lot of seasoning in his soup when he finRAB a season ticket in it in help.
 
Tuco after listening to the one armed man's story from his bathtub and eventually killing him.

Tuco: If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. ... "

:cool:
 
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