Was this the phrase this guy who sat next to you on the bus kept repeating:
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes(clicks his fingers) you're under. You will pay my bus fare. When the bus conductor comes around, you will buy me a ticket to London... and then you're back in the room....
I've heard of this happening before.
It was this man -- Kenny Craig.
http://littlebritain.wikia.com/wiki/Kenny_Craig
And that bird who was renting your spare room was most likely his assistant, and he'd be staying there too free of charge, though you didn't know it, and before you caught on to this, when he'd roll home pissed from the pub he'd then stagger into your room and wake you up with:
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes (clicks his fingers) you're under -- there's a taxi waiting outside that's been ferrying me about the pubs all night waiting to be paid. You will settle up with this cab driver. When he demanRAB 120 quid you will happily cough it, and then you'll make me a cup of tea before I go to bed... and then you'll be back in the room....
It's a good job you rumbled him or you'd probably be be bankrupt and homeless by now.
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes(clicks his fingers) you're under. You will pay my bus fare. When the bus conductor comes around, you will buy me a ticket to London... and then you're back in the room....
I've heard of this happening before.
It was this man -- Kenny Craig.
http://littlebritain.wikia.com/wiki/Kenny_Craig
And that bird who was renting your spare room was most likely his assistant, and he'd be staying there too free of charge, though you didn't know it, and before you caught on to this, when he'd roll home pissed from the pub he'd then stagger into your room and wake you up with:
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes (clicks his fingers) you're under -- there's a taxi waiting outside that's been ferrying me about the pubs all night waiting to be paid. You will settle up with this cab driver. When he demanRAB 120 quid you will happily cough it, and then you'll make me a cup of tea before I go to bed... and then you'll be back in the room....
It's a good job you rumbled him or you'd probably be be bankrupt and homeless by now.