Best lines in a film

"Her insides were a rocky place, were my seed could find no purchase" - Raising Arizona

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw!" - Heathers
 
"Are ya gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are ya gonna bite?"
Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fu.ck how crazy they are."
Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"I don't give a good f*ck what you know, I'm gonna torture you anyway."
Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"Damn, I bet when you come here friday night you gotta have a nigga repelent to keep them off yer ass!"
Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

"Step aside, Butch."
Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

"My name is Pitt & your ass ain't talking your way outta this."
"Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark either..."
Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"Everybody starts out as strangers, Ted. It's where we end up that counts."
Angela, The Man From Hollywood, Four Rooms
(submitted by James)

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!" Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

"Who's Zed ?" Fabienne, Pulp Fiction

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead." Butch, Pulp Fiction

"It's about thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction

"I'm the foot-fu.ckin-master"
Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"Why do I have to be Mr Pink?" "Because yo're a faggot OK"
-Reservoir Dogs

:cool:
 
Just watched the Scarface Anniversary DVD with a friend, and it's a highly quotable film, with many an infamous line. Here's a pretty exhaustive list:

Tony: Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass -- see if it fits.

After being rejected by a girl
Manny: Bitch...lesbian!

Tony: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman.

Tony: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: What's coming to you?
Tony: The world, Chico, and everything in it.

Tony: All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one.

Tony: F*ck 'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!

Tony: I'm Tony Montana! You f*ck wit me, you f*ckin' wit da best!

The whole dinner scene, which I can't recall verbatim, and the nightclub scene where Al Pacino is trying to chat up the boss's lady, Michelle Pfeiffer, is hilarious.

And of course...

Elvira: Can't you stop saying 'f*ck' all the time?
 
Best line in a movie:

anything in Naked Gun 2 1/2

Best line in a TV show:

Still game:

[Barman as Jack and Victor enter]: Oh look, it's Lambert and Butler

reply: That's funny, your the only "fag" in here. :D :D :D
 
I can't believe this one has not been mentioned but here goes...

'Dodge this.......'

Trinity (in that outfit ;-) ), Matrix Part 1

Total Quality :D
 
'How about NOO! ya crazy Durch bastard!'
'I have a Dutch accent, that's vierd!'
--Goldmember

Spencer: Have you ever killed anyone?
Sam: I hurt someone's feelings once
--Ronin
 
after the extended (and i do mean extended) discussion about how best to distract the eye of sauron from Frodo et al by constructing a battle at the Black Gate of Mordor, Legolas chimes in..about 4 hours after even the blind deaf and dumb man, in a coma on the top floor of a hospital 8 miles away has got the idea:

'Ah! A diversion!'
 
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects
mr deeRAB:
if i hit you who gets the point? YOU DO (smack) well i guess im winning then
 
My favourite would be from The Italian Job. Nope, not the "bloody doors", but the final line from Michael Caine.

"Hang on laRAB, I've got a great idea" (or very similar!)
 
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