Best lines in a film

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Apocalypse Now

"Toga toga toga"
NL's Animal House

" There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherRAB the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you." "
Pulp Fiction

" You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Fight Club.
 
OK I'm no good at remembering good lines from films apart from the obvious stuff like 'I'll be back'.

Do any of you guys know have any favourite lines from any films?

Actually I do have one. I like the one from the Matrix where Morpheus says 'You take the blue pill, the story enRAB, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes... ' :eek: FULL SCRIPT
 
From Scarface:
"Say Hello To My Little Friend !"

From Taxi Driver:
"Are You Talking To Me ?, I Said Are You talkin To Me ?, Are You Talkin To Me ?, Well I Dont See Anyone else around So You Must Be Talkin To Me !, Who The F**k Do You Think Your Talkin To ?"

From Happy Gilmore:
"HOME, you Were Suppose to go home ball, Why Havent U gone Home, Are U Too Godd for Ur home"

From Monty Python's the Holy Grail:
"Your Mother Is A Hamster !"

"Welcome To The Castle Ann-Thrax"
"What ??"
"We Know, It Isnt Really A Good Name"

From The Life Of Brian:
"How Could Things Possibly Be Worse ?, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah"

"Brothers, Brothers We Must Unite to take down the bigger enemy,"
"The JUDEANS PEOPLE FRONT !!!"
"No, The Romams !"
"Oh Yeah"
 
All good stuff so far,here are my faves:-

From Return Of The Jedi
Luke-"your over-confidence is your weakness"
Emperor-"...and your faith in your frienRAB is yours!"

From Transformers the Movie
Unicron(voice of Orson Wells)-"one time,I considered sparing your wretched little planet of Cybertron,but now,you shall witness its dismemberment"

From Batman
Joker-"where does he get those wonderful toys?"
 
These are from Clerks

Randal -

"People say crazy sh*t during sex. One time I called this girl mom."

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule."

Dante & His Girlfriend

Dante: How many d*cks have you sucked?
Veronica: Dante...
Dante: How many?!
Veronica: 36.
Dante: 36! Including me?!
Veronica: 37...
Dante: 37! You've sucked 37 d*cks?!

Dante Goes outside

Dante: My girlfriend has sucked 37 c*cks!
Customer: What In a row?
 
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" (Dirty Harry)

"klaatu barada nikto" (the day the earth stood still)

"nobody's perfect!" (some like it hot)

"bonjour" (le dernier combat, the only word spoken in the entire film)

"...Bond. James Bond" (any of 'em)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" (Clerks)

and finally, my current favourites:D :

A: "Hey we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
B: "Smurfette?"
A: "Mm-hmm. Not some like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, ya know? But this cute little blonde that'll get down 'n' dirty with the guys, like Smurfette does."
Donnie: "Smurfette doesn't f**k."
A: "That's bullshit. Smurfette f**ks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other smurfs were getting too horny."
B: "No, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."
A: "Okay, well you know what? Then she f**ks them while Vanity watches. Okay?"
B: "But what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on some of the action."
A: "Yeah, what he does... He films the gang-bang, and later on he beats off to the tape."
Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette; Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well hey. It just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual; they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, ya know, about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

and

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

(Donnie Darko)

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From Waking Life

The paradox is that I can learn to love and make love to the paradoxes that bug me, and on really romantic evenings of self I go salsa dancing with my confusion.
 
From the Naked Gun 2 1/2

Frank - "Thats the red light district. I wonder why he is hiding out down there..."

Ed - "Sex Frank?"

Frank - "Errrrrr...............not right Ed. We've got work to do!"


So many clasic lines, not enough time to post um all!

:D
 
"I'm Spartacus".
"I'm Spartacus".
"I'm Spartacus".
"I'm Spartacus".

And also....

"I'm Brian".
"I'm Brian".
"I'm Brian".
"I'm Brian and so is my wife".

:D
 
From the censored verson of Repo Man:

Fork you arm hole, you freaking melon farmer!"

From Withnail And I:

"Fork it!"

"I feel like a pig shat in my head"
 
From Towering Inferno

"It's out of control and coming your way."

From Now Voyager

"Why aim for the moon while we already have the stars." (Paul Heinreid lights two cigarettes and gives one to Bette Davies)
 
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