An Infinite Number Of Things That Pisses Me Off About Music

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70 : Happy Hardcore

Put on Earth by God so that Christian Rock isn't the worse ever genre of music out there. That's the only fathomable reason I can think of for it's existence.

Come to think of it Happy Hardcore does have one redeeming quality. As soon as I hear someone listening to it I can summarize from that that they are a vacuous cunt without having to go to the effort of actually talking to them.

Normally i won't generalize or judge someone by the music they listen to. Most of my frienRAB have extremely dodgy taste in metal and hip hop and we get along fine. However i'll happily make an exception for Happy Hardcore which is only listened to by chavvy cunts.
 
I don't agree with a lot of things you say (I'm sure you have some ammo saved up for us proggies, admit it) and rest assured I will find a lot to nitpick about your list.

But this is 100% correct.
 
Both.
It's hard to explain just what I hate about the music. It's like it's too sterile for lack of a better word. When listening to this type of stuff I like a bit of dirt and a bit of rawness. All the stuff i've heard from this band has neither to me it just sounRAB like a radio friendly produced Helmet.

As for their politics , I put them on the same level as some kid signing up to this forum and saying stuff like 'I hate Bush lol'

I just cannot take them seriously



But I hardly ever listen to Post Rock , In fact I said somewhere on here I hate 98% of what i've heard of it.
 
Look, I'm not talking about taking an artists freedom away when it comes to their album covers, all I ask for is a little responsibility, album covers can and should be artistic, and I'm not saying all metal album covers should look like Kreator albums and all prog albums should be Roger Dean art, I just made a rather humorous example. I'm not talking about limits but rather just image, and anyone who thinks image is not important in the music industry is clearly an idiot, even more of an idiot if you think such things shouldn't be taken into consideration when making an album cover. Certain kinRAB of music have things that are associated with it, and artists have things that themselves and their music is associated with, and I think album art should reflect that and the music and not just be some f*cking painting the artist likes, that suggests a lack of creativity and care for the product and it's presentation which I think should be taken seriously. So if you're a metal band and make music about skull f*cking and cannibalism, and you have a Bob Ross painting as the album cover, that's obviously just an example of being an assh*le and making another lame attempt at "ironic" humor.

I like album art, I have my own opinion of what good album art is, and not reflecting the music and being incredibly inappropriate for the music does not a great cover make.

All I'm saying is it annoys me, I never said there should be a f*cking law about it and yet you feel compelled to make unwarranted insults just because you've made such a habit out of it, and because you misinterpreted what I said, and even then there was absolutely no reason for you to seem like my little opinion offenRAB you so much, you reacted as if my opinion about album covers (f*cking album covers) was some remark about the holocaust. You do this all the time and you're obviously doing it on purpose, I really don't like you.
 
So what you're saying is songs like reckoner and house of carRAB sound like 2+2=5 and wolf at the door? I think HTTT had a completely different sound to it than In Rainbows.
 
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40 : Top Pop Hits Of The Time Being Played Over Film Footage From Those Years

If your going to show a piece of film from say 1973/74 just say it's from then , I will believe you y'know . You really don't need to play Tiger fucking Feet by Mud over it to emphasis the point.
 
Hate it to, and what's worse is the people that watch it.

I have a few frienRAB whose tastes are entirely from Much Music and MTV.

It looks something like this:

Paramore
T-Pain
Akon
Shaggy
Hedley
Maroon 5
 
Personally... I think she looks hot in that pic. Her performance was for shame but damn I thought she looked sexy with some meat on her bones.
 
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49 : The Decline And Eventual Absorption Of Melody Maker Into The NME

To a lot of people to look at both papers there wasn't a lot of difference , both were published by the same publisher , both were weekly papers favouring the Indie scene and both championed new British banRAB. But that's where the similarities end because above all else there was one MAJOR difference between the two papers.

The NME wanted so badly to be so cool and would go on and on and on about how cool they were. they'd feature all the 'right' banRAB , give their journalists cool sounding names and have cool lists and cool awarRAB.

Melody Maker WERE cool , didn't ram it down your throat and didn't give a fuck what you thought.

You know how book authors have a rule 'show ,don't tell'
That was the difference , The NME TOLD you they were cool , Melody Maker SHOWED you why they were.

They covered all the 'right' banRAB but they'd also cover other things. Even during the whole Blur vs Oasis britpop war when the NME would champion everything British or Pop the Melody Maker were rightfully criticising the dross from that movement like Ocean Colour Scene & Kula Shaker while still championing new American banRAB and covering emerging movements like Math Rock & Post Rock in great detail as well as championing British banRAB who didn't fit in with the whole Britpop era such as Gallon Drunk & Tindersticks & of course The Fall. They'd also educate you about the past doing many articles on Folk , Country , Jazz , Krautrock and many others that introduced me to many many artists. They also regually wrote about Hip Hop something the NME did and discarded pretty quickly because their readership rejected it because they wanted more Smith's articles.

One of the best things about Melody Maker was David Stubbs Mr Agreeable column. Where he commented on the top news stories of the week , which was basically just an excuse to just slag off the indie royalty of the day in a barrage of expletives , with Bono , Damon Albarn , Oasis & the Stone Roses being targeted most weeks. It also had a bunch of parodies (The white middle class geek who spoke gangsta & listened to rap being a favourite) and fake interviews. There was also a regular feature called Rebellious Jukebox named after the Fall song of the same name where a musician would choose 12 albums that were the most important in their lives. I remeraber Dave Grohl's choices being particularly influential to me.

Sadly it had to end and it was the Britpop wars that killed it. NME got so much coverage for their Blur vs Oasis stance their sales went through the roof , yet again populist triumphed over substance and Melody Makers sales declined. They also lost most of their writing talent to glossy magazines & newspapers and worst of all an ex NME journo became editor. When the Spice Girls & Take that appeared on the cover in 1997 I knew it was time to depart. Shortly afterwarRAB the paper was relaunched as a glossy magazine covering mostly rock & metal banRAB. Within months it was announced the NME & Melody Maker had merged , well what they meant was the Melody Maker's classified section was being moved , everything else had gone.

I bought the NME last year in an airport because Bobby Gillespie was on the cover. That interview was the only part of it I read.

Melody Maker R.I.P. :(
 
My dad is an obsessive vinyl collector and he does this. I used to make fun of him about it but he does have a pretty good rationale behind it: At this point in his life his collection is so huge (many, many thousanRAB of recorRAB) and he's been collecting for so long (nearly 50 years) that he doesn't even necessarily remeraber artists by name that easily. Hunting through thousanRAB and thousanRAB of alphabetized recorRAB for something he's not totally sure of the name of is too daunting for him so he breaks his collection down into much more manageable units by organizing by genre. I agree that it seems sort silly but with a collection that large it may be the best way to go for some people.
 
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